Rat Tales 2007:
One Lawyer's Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
at the 2007 New York State Fair



The Stories:




  • An Open Letter to Judith LaManna Rivette

  • Rat Droppings

  • Some of Our 2007 State Fair Pictures

  • The Midnight Creep

  • Macho Macho Men

  • A Paradise City

  • Hands Off My Beer Muscles

  • Oh Danny Boy, the Pipes the Pipes are Blowing

  • Strates Missing the Action

  • Beer, Queer, and Have No Fear

  • To the Indian Village: “How”

  • Oh Brother, Wherefor Art Thou?

  • Do Not Give In to the Anger

  • High Flying Rats

  • Suckers, Pigeons, and Stupid White People Tricks

  • More State Fair Porn

  • Buzz Kill at the Bus Stop

  • Walking Puke Bags

  • WSTM Channel 3 and its’ Wall of Shame

  • Busted

  • Please Leave a Message

  • Homeland Security

  • Everybody Loves a Parade, But ...

  • Hot Blooded

  • Barefootin`

  • The Great New York State Fair Vomitorium

  • Daddy Daughter Day at the Fair

  • Truth in Advertising or, “Why Yes I am a Lawyer but I also play one at the Fair.”

  • Neverending Viagara Moments

  • Family Friendly

  • Get On the Bus

  • Rat Tales News Exclusive

  • Fair Porn

  • BooBoos and Do Do’s

  • Birth of a Nation

  • Beer Bellies, Bare Feet, and Born to Be Wild

  • Remove Dan O’Hara as Director of the New York State Fair

  • Rat Tales '06
  • Rat Tales '05
  • Rat Tales '04
  • Rat Tales '03


    • It is always a far better thing
    to have peace than to be right.
    But, when it is not,
    or when all else fails

    LAW OFFICES OF
    MARK DAVID BLUM

    P.O. Box 82
    Manlius, New York 13104
    Telephone: 315.420.9989
    Emergency: 315.682.2901
    E-mail: mdb@markblum.com

    Always, at your service.