Rat Tales 2006:
One Lawyer's Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
at the 2006 New York State Fair



The Stories: In reverse entry order




  • When Santa Attacks.

  • Foreigner, Strangers, and Friends.

  • Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

  • It Takes a Dick.

  • News Clues.

  • What a Crock.

  • Enterprise.

  • Con Jobs.

  • Rat Droppings.

  • A Fairly Good Day at the Fair.

  • Artsy Fartsy.

  • Time Out.

  • On Being Fairly Homeless.

  • Day Five and I’m Still Alive.

  • This One Time at Band Camp.

  • Day Fourth of the Fair.

  • Stupid Question Day.

  • Fat Boys (and Girls).

  • Bread … and Water.

  • Day ThreePeat.

  • Betcha Like Boobs-A-Lot.

  • Buttered Up Slut.

  • Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boy.

  • Day Two.

  • The Ultimate State Fair Trivia Question.

  • The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

  • We Got Fair.

  • Rats!

  • My Plea for a Job

  • Our Ticket Giveaway. (all gone, sorry)



    • It is always a far better thing
    to have peace than to be right.
    But, when it is not,
    or when all else fails

    LAW OFFICES OF
    MARK DAVID BLUM

    P.O. Box 82
    Manlius, New York 13104
    Telephone: 315.420.9989
    Emergency: 315.682.2901
    E-mail: mdb@markblum.com

    Always, at your service.