Every day at the Fair is a special day. Since nobody ever consults me, I am just going to volunteer my services.

I hereby official dub yesterday, Day 3, as being Stupid Question Day

Here are some examples:

(1) Young boy to Mom in front of Sheep Barn: “Are we at the Fair yet?”

(2) Hawker in front of fortune telling booth handing out fliers: “Would you like your fortune read?”
Me: “You already know the answer the that.”

(3) Why are the 4-H and Future Farmers of America demonstrating how hydroponic growing operations work? Are they planning on forming a new club? FMGA? (Think about it).

(4) My personal favorite: Why did the Good Lord insist on putting all the camel toes on all the women who look like cows?

(5) Is Jeff Kramer at work today?

(6) Lastly, why is it that a woman who would not tell her best friend how much she weighs, will walk up to a guesser guy at the Fair, give him $3.00 of her hard earned money, and challenge him to guess her weight … why would this woman want not only for the man to make his guess LOUDLY on his P.A. system, but then the woman will step onto a scale and have her actual weight again LOUDLY advertised by P.A. as well as seen by dozens of people?