By Mark David Blum

Over and over, we have been sold a load of crap about making the Fair more family friendly. While the obnoxiousness of the attempt speaks for itself, the hypocrisy of it all is just astounding. Go over to the Arts and Crafts Building and look for the Blue Ribbon winner for professional photographers. We published here on the website.

Family friendly defined by the New York State Fair is defined at its blue ribbon best as being an inflatable sex doll SMOKING A CIGARETTE.