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  • Major League Dreidel

  • No Atheists Allowed

  • Sorry Judge, no Friends for You

  • When the Feds Make Everything a Crime

  • Pigs at the Trough

  • The Best of 2009

  • Commit Seppuko

  • Congress, on Drugs

  • Stupid Judge Tricks

  • Voodoo Socks

  • Pigs at the Trough

  • Robot Wives

  • "The Dark Age of Computing"

  • Stupid Lawyer Tricks

  • Free Documentaries

  • Gansta Tours

  • First Law of Robots: Do No Harm

  • Jesus Christ Tossed from Jury

  • More First Amendment Follies

  • Ban Divorce. Protect the Sanctity of Marriage

  • More Pigs at the Trough

  • Pigs at the Trough. I say we 'tea bag' them

  • 30 min or less. Still no cure for cancer

  • We Did It

  • First Amendment Follies

  • The War on Christmas has begun

  • Your Tax Dollars, on Drugs

  • Divorce Cakes

  • Apple Chokes on Smoke

  • Carl Sagan, on Drugs

  • Pussy Whipped

  • Sheesh, Kebob

  • A Crash Cometh

  • Jon Stewart Right Again

  • Chutzpah

  • MEEP

  • Marijuana University

  • Food Fight

  • How Young is Too Young

  • Prosecutors Attack the Messenger

  • Framed by a PC

  • The State of the Union during a Declared National Emergency

  • Litigation Lesson #1: When you win, STFU

  • Too Fat to Be a Parent

  • Stupid Lawyer Tricks

  • Eat a Dog, Save the Earth

  • Yummy Bong Water

  • One Free Swerve Rule

  • When Plants Attack

  • The Economy, on Drugs

  • Safe Crack Houses

  • Stupid Judge Tricks

  • Felony Franks

  • When Pillows Attack

  • Mom and Pop vs Drug Cartels

  • "Don't worry about it. I got your back"

  • The Today Show, on Drugs

  • Selling Granny on Ebay

  • 1784 billion, trillion dollars

  • Disgusting, Yes. But Cruel?

  • Washington State, on Drugs

  • Why Does Walmart Hate Americans?

  • Wacky Lawyer Tricks

  • Urine Trouble From Space

  • Didnt Someone Make a Movie About This?

  • Bolivia, on Drugs

  • Washington Post, on Drugs

  • Obesity A Threat to National Security

  • "forcefully quarantine citizens in the event of a health emergency, compel health providers to vaccinate citizens, authorize forceful entry into private dwellings and destruction of citizen property and impose fines on citizens for noncompliance"

  • Your Govt Has Decided for Itself That It Has the Right To Take Your Internet

  • Jumping the Gun

  • John Schools

  • Not In My Name

  • The Cash for your Clunker is Taxable Income

  • Argentina, on Drugs

  • The Burt Reynolds Museum

  • Shake and Bake

  • Skanky Whore Convinces NYS Judge to Evicerate First Amendment

  • IRS in charge of your healthcare

  • Iowa, on Drugs

  • Old, Fat, & Depressed is no way to Game

  • Babyboomers, on Drugs

  • Cocaine Bars

  • The Washington Post, on Drugs

  • Small Penis Alert

  • there’s nothing unconstitutional about executing the innocent

  • The High Cost of Pork

  • This One I Will Never Understand

  • "Cost of Government" Day

  • How to Deal with a Dirty Drug Dealer

  • First Amendment Follies

  • Can it be Rape if the Woman is on Top?

  • HR 3200; the House Health Care proposal. Have you read it?

  • They're Killing the Lawyers!

  • The Pussy and Child Porn

  • Psycho Donuts

  • Speaking of Killing Cops

  • U.S. Army invades homeland

  • Confessions of a Racial Profiler

  • More Yummy Fair Foods

  • Victory by Bubblegum

  • It Was That Easy

  • No Putting the Genie Back in the Bottle

  • So Three Cows Walk into Court

  • Starving for Sex

  • Tweets for Weed

  • the "Cloward-Piven Strategy"

  • Save the Giant Spitting Worm

  • "We are giving the biggest prize in the world, the gift of belief in God"

  • Swamp Sharks

  • Dancing with the Czars

  • Web Judges

  • Ant mega-colony takes over world

  • Sanford versus Spitzer

  • Caffiene powered NYS politics

  • Cops Bust Drug Czar

  • The Proclamation of Morality

  • Ruth Madoff Speaks

  • Grow Your Own

  • Hammered at the Slurry Wall

  • Tick Tock Goes the Debt Clock

  • Supreme Court says 'tough noogies' to Fourth Amendment Violation by School Officials

  • Can You Put the Whole 7 Inches in Your Mouth?

  • Court Says Fox News Can Continue to Lie to Viewers

  • $812,500 for a Cop, on Drugs

  • Secrets to Long Life

  • Dont Call the Cops. Take the Law into Your Own Hands

  • Killer Kittens

  • Wacky Lawyer Tricks

  • Rhode Island, on Drugs

  • Padilla v. Yoo, a Case for Law and Order

  • Living the Chai Life in the Tombs

  • Hypocrites, on Drugs

  • Hard Case in Penal System

  • Reasonable Use of a Taser?

  • Wells Fargo Ghetto Loans

  • Disgusting Conservatives

  • We Bring You -- the Blob

  • Doin' the Gay at Baghdaddy's

  • Boring

  • Ah, the old Ball and Chain

  • Survey Says ...

  • The Wrath of Juror #6

  • White House Drug Czar, on Drugs

  • Little Old Ladies, on Drugs

  • Mexico's President, on Drugs

  • Humor in the Court room

  • Fox in Charge of the Henhouse

  • An Impressive Tool

  • Portugal, on Drugs

  • Gov. Schwarzenegger, on Drugs

  • Democrats move to criminalize free speech on the internet

  • Thou Shalt Smoke

  • Jihadi Workouts

  • And God Said, "Let there be torture"

  • Time, on Drugs

  • Oz Sees America Weakened

  • Marijuana Beats Alcohol

  • Skynet Became Aware 28 April 2009

  • In The Name of Jesus

  • The Force on the Force

  • Will You Take the Oath?

  • Guns, Guns, Guns

  • Police cannot search car of a person arrested unless the officer's safety threatened or reason to think the car contained evidence of a crime

  • NPR, on Drugs

  • One Way to get an Adjournment

  • Twins Beat the Rap

  • Smile When You Say "Cheese"

  • American Violet

  • More Torture Memo Memorabilia

  • "When manufacturing a robot, there comes a moment when light flickers in its eyes. That's when we know our work is done."

  • If You Build It, Will They Come? Don't Worry. Be Happy

  • Election Gender Benders

  • Medicine on the Cutting Edge

  • Come to Where the Flavor Is, ...

  • Philadelphia Inquirer, on Drugs

  • Perry Mason Busted for Practicing Law Without a License

  • Would You Buy Your Drugs From This Man's Crotch?

  • Pig Abuse

  • Fatwa on Cellphones

  • The Narcs of Passover

  • Of Salt and Freedom

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks

  • Democrats Attack Internet Freedom

  • Congratulations to Zero Tolerance and how it is saving our children

  • Now, Passive Drinking

  • Santana, on Drugs

  • Oy, Such Good Sex

  • Chicago Tribune, on Drugs

  • Meet Barry the Giant Sea Worm

  • The Unemployment Olympics

  • My Bologna has a first name ...

  • "It is not against the law and I have never said that it is against the law, and I have never said that we would bring an action."

  • New York Daily News, on Drugs

  • America's Graft and Mexico's Drugs

  • Medicalization of Normality

  • PMS Buddy

  • Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

  • Condom Conundrum: Buy American

  • Two For One

  • Stupid Lawyer Tricks

  • Wayne's World

  • Juror Tweets

  • If We Cant Keep Drugs Out of Prisons, How Can We Keep Them Out of a Free Society?

  • Resign or Die

  • President Obama, on Drugs

  • Colombia, on Drugs

  • So Long, First Amendment

  • Oregon, on Drugs

  • Criminals Behind the Badge

  • Today's Really Stupid Gov't Trick: Fingerprint Background Checks to Sell Your House

  • The Evil Dark Side of Women

  • Stare Deeply Into My Eyes; Let Me See Who You Are

  • Blame My Dad for My Stupid Kid

  • The Hidden Benfits of Body Odor

  • Naval Discharge and You

  • Florida Legislator, on Drugs

  • Those Who Forget History are Condemned to Repeat It

  • God on the Brain

  • Laughing While Driving

  • Of Rotten Eggs and Viagara

  • $2 Trillion Slushfund

  • The Bush Era Torture Memos

  • Dirty Diaper Talk

  • 100 Years of the UN, on Drugs

  • Illinois, on Drugs

  • Penis. I said Penis. Nuts.

  • America's #1 Growth Sector

  • In Iowa, If Your Kid Sneaks a Peek at Your Porn, You are Guilty

  • Life in the Obama Economy

  • The High Cost of Killing People

  • Green Sex

  • A Fair Trade

  • The U.S. Attorney General, on drugs

  • Who knew protesting taxes by dumping tea in a river was illegal

  • Conservatives, on drugs

  • Mexico, on drugs

  • Save the Forests, Harden Your Ass

  • California, on Drugs

  • "Republican politicians called for a sweeping new federal law that would require all Internet providers and operators of Wi-Fi access points, even hotels, local coffee shops, and home users, to keep records about users for two years to aid police investigations."

  • Nazi Moms on Steroids

  • Thomas Mafrici, Esq., local boy does good

  • The Washington Times, On Drugs

  • The Skill of a Full House

  • Welcome to the Hell that is My Life

  • Scrambled Eggs & an Abortion

  • In Today's News ... 2/19/09

  • In Today's News ... 2/18/09

  • The Budgetary Implications of Marijuana Prohibition

  • Naval Discharge: Ridiculous spending in times of depression

  • I Dont Think I Shall Ever Be as Happy as Being Under a Tree

  • Female Fart Forum

  • Conservative Punks

  • Nobody Does it Better

  • In Today's News

  • Yummy

  • Habits Hard to Break

  • This is some good shit, man

  • Secrets of a Long Life

  • Teachers we Love to Hate

  • Ecstacy in the Saddle

  • Osama Bin Grape

  • Honest, Your Honor, the Hamster did it

  • Dont Blame the Lawyers. It is called Medical Malpractice for a reason

  • "Fat" is contageous

  • Bacon, Chocolate, and the State Fair

  • Arrest Michael Phelps

  • Federal Govt ignores State's Rights

  • Bye John. We Hardly Knew Ya

  • All This for $128

  • Testilying; it's for real

  • To Exclude or to Not Exclude, What is the Rule?

  • Douchebags 1, Free Speech 0

  • Lawyer Gets Shitfaced

  • No Passenger Safety from Police

  • Can a School Regulate Off Campus Internet Content?

  • Federal Law Bans Children from libraries, burns books

  • "Life's a Bitch"

  • Farewell Pres. Bush

  • Secret American Court Abolish 4th Amend.

  • One For the Birds

  • Wacky Lawyer Tricks

  • Roland Burris v. Ill. Secy of State

  • Whack Job Lawsuit

  • Destroy the Zion Wall

  • Words of Wisdom

  • I Like Big Butts

  • The Fat Wars

  • Desperate times, Desperate measures

  • POLICE v. Cop

  • In Defense of Abortion

  • Not In My Name

  • US Military gearing up for homeland invasion

  • The Economist, on Drugs

  • Christmas devastates Economy

  • A Juror's Tail

  • A Judge Cut From Prime Cloth

  • Judaism goes High Tech

  • In Today's News ...

  • The Terminator has arrived

  • Beware Scareware

  • No Welfare for Gamblers

  • Dopes who Test for Drugs

  • Share the Wealth during the Holidays

  • Oy

  • Drugs Are Good

  • "A stain on the US Military"

  • Vomit is Not Private Property

  • Qui Bono?

  • Joke of the Year. Cough Cough

  • Whose SORA now?

  • The Emoticon Made Me Do It

  • Criminal Libel in the US

  • Kentucky puts Homeland Security in God's hands

  • Fair and Balanced: End Prohibition

  • SADD how we all must suffer for the sins of the few

  • Two People You Should Know

  • No Dimes for Dollar Tree this Xmas

  • Crybaby Mormons

  • Stupid Cop Tricks

  • The US / Iraq Security Agreement

  • Another Great American Shame

  • 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

  • $100 a hit

  • The Right of the People to be secure in .... oh nevermind

  • It Takes the License From the State. It Does the Job Without Debate

  • Insurance Companies Want All Your Money

  • See You in Hell

  • Supreme Court Ends First Amendment Right

  • "divorce lawyers are like liquor stores. They're busiest in the really good times, and the really bad"

  • Jurors I Love to Fuck

  • "The 5 Most Retarded Causes People Are Actually Fighting For"

  • Mine is on Cardiac Arrest

  • Want a Plum Job in Obama Administration? Here is the Plum Book

  • Is It Really Cheating?

  • A well established tradition

  • By 2012, "putting food on the table will be a more pressing concern than buying Christmas gifts."

  • T-Shirts speak louder than words

  • The Great American Shame

  • Booooring (yawn)

  • Judges Should Fear No Evil. Free Speech Trumps Ego

  • Yikes! I Saw a Black Man in the White House

  • Read a Book

  • "The Imperial Presidency"

  • Chuck Norris Facts

  • More Reasons to Reject the Mormon Church

  • Law is Going to the Dogs

  • Here We Go Again

  • Majority Wins, DA concurs. The War is ending

  • A Day in the Life of the President

  • "Remember this day. If you have canine instincts, now is the time to piss on the four corners of your life so you can lift your nose and smell this month for the rest of your life."

  • Dogs Before Humans

  • the 2008 Election boiled down to its gravy

  • We Will Control Your Imagination, ...

  • Fight Back Against the RIAA attack

  • #1 reason Republicans win elections

  • Our Schools are out of their Halloween Minds: Jesus Christ, how stupid, and this one's insane, and this one took balls

  • The Religion of Piece

  • US plays Great Game to Stalemate. Time to settle up

  • Vaccuous void of Presidential Debate

  • Olden Goldies. Free too. Turn on the Jukebox.

  • Alan Williams is a Big Fat Asshole

  • Is it Cyber, or is it Reality

  • This is the same justice dept where U.S. Attorneys were fired for not bringing election cases to help Bush get re-elected

  • Repeat after Me: If we cant keep drugs and cell phones out of our prisons, how can we ever keep drugs out of a free society?

  • Velcum to Kamp Amerika.

  • Police to Citizen: Next time you get ripped off, shoot the muthuhfukkuh

  • Looking For Something to do?

  • Proof positive your relationship with your children has broken down

  • Winner of Police Officer of the Year Award

  • Take My Kid, Please

  • Be careful out there

  • Today's Moral Dilemma (and it's a sweet one, kiddies)

  • Reason #493 why Judges should stop signing boiler plate search warrants

  • Dial-a-Fatwah: Call upon the holies to burn your bridges for you

  • Where Size Matters

  • Ideally, "She speaks when she's spoken to, smells lovely and has a big nose"

  • snitches find a home

  • War on Free Speech is heating up the court rooms

  • Money Makes the World Go 'Round - 516 Times. We Are Broke

  • Choose Life or Choose Sex

  • Why Lawyers, their families, friends, clients, and supporters never vote Republican

  • Coupons of Joy

  • G-O-D or P-O-T; gotta be addicted to something

  • The Sweet Taste of Pussy

  • Chick Edwards is a Big Fat Asshole

  • Waging the Wrong War in Afghanistan

  • Hey Kids; Pack a Bag. Road Trip

  • The Goldilocks Syndrome™

  • Another Destination for the Bucket List

  • Uh, Excuse Me ... I Have a Question

  • "We're so sorry" is better pill to swallow

  • Whine Whine Whine ... oh God how I love that whine

  • Sounds like another fine institution we know

  • Teacher says, 'Vote Obama for C-H-A-N-G-E. (canya help a nigger get elected)'

  • Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid

  • Holy Mackeral, Prohibition Doesnt Work

  • Fuck No, CA. cut your budget, sell your assets first

  • Look Who's Talking -- Hypocrit

  • What's Your Drug of Choice

  • When 16 Yr Olds Vote

  • I Want My $3k NOW

  • Hey Teacher, Leave Those Lunchboxes Alone

  • Two tickets to the policeman's ball, please

  • Another Pig at the Trough. Aren't We Proud

  • Copper Charges Battery with Fart

  • All Your Thoughts Are Ours. When Flying, Think Sex

  • Somebody in this story is brain dead. The Judge? The taxpayer? The prisoner?

  • Ben and Jerry's Human Milk Duds

  • Hardcore Nerdcore

  • Drug War Follies: Next Time, Dont Call a Cop When You Get Robbed. Shoot the Motherfucker

  • Nancy Pelosi Gags Congress. Our Elected Representatives Forbidden to Speak or Write Without Consent and Preview

  • In Today's News ...

  • McDonalds is 'Lovin` it' When Americans Lose

  • Tales Twice Told. McCain follows Bush's 'roadmap' in dealing with Americans

  • Tag. You're Unconscious

  • BADGEWARSdot com

  • Acquitted? Piss in a cup

  • YOUTUBE TO RELEASE ALL VISITOR DATA; YOU HAVE BEEN PWNED

  • "blowing marijuana smoke in the dog's face" is considered cruelty to animals and subjects human to drug testing for years

  • Those Who Forget History Are Condemned to Repeat It ... I Cant Drive 55

  • Next for US Military ... Spying Online

  • Meet the Enemy

  • 2, 4, 6, .08 ... who don't we want to edumacate?

  • Fat People Cause Global Warming. Tax the Fat

  • Judge to Defendant, a minor charged w/ possession of alcohol, "it would be cheaper, faster and less painful for the people who cared about [you] if [you] took [your] own life. ... jump from the roof of [your] house or slash [your] wrists. ..."

  • Chutzpa, defined. First, pay the Valdez judgment, then sue the victims

  • Soldiers Who Play With Dolls

    • No More Tax Dollars for You, or You, or You, or You, or You, or even you.

  • Why are Americans dying in Iraq? What kind of police and justice system are your tax dollars supporting?

    • Take My Squirrels, Please

    The Right of the People to Keep and Bear Arms Shall Not Be Discussed in a Court of Law

  • Child Abuse, Sexual Offenders, and Stupid Principal Tricks

  • Nanny Nanny Nanny State. Dad's in Jail Cuz Kid is Late

  • Bush Administration sues for permission to poison Americans

  • Pain Relief, the Natural Way

  • Schedule 1 drugs are illegal for use in research yet ...

  • A Governor Who Finally Sees the Light

  • Drug War Corruption at Every Level

  • Thanks to NY's Governors Spitzer and Paterson, Crime is about to increase

  • Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull a Teacher Out of Her Job. Presto

  • Another Headache in the War on Americans

  • Club Gitmo: Its not just for prisoners anymore

  • "Airport officials can search through mobile phones and laptops. Guards can download any details contained in the items and keep them indefinitely."

  • A Model for Street Corner Drug Dealing

  • Hurry up, God damned Americans

  • Today's Drug War Follies. Ooops, nevermind

  • "Blackjack." "Nope, twas a baseball bat."

  • Today's Ridiculous Cop Trick: Greenacres is not the place for me

  • Ten Reasons Republicans Scare the Crap Out of Me

  • "Jews themselves devised the Holocaust to exterminate the disabled and handicapped among them so they wouldn't be a burden to the future State of Israel", says Hamas. "You're next", says I

  • Today's Dumb Prosecutor Trick: If you dont want to enforce the law, resign

  • Haven't we all?

  • "Northwestern University withdrew an invitation for the Reverend Jeremiah Wright to receive an honorary degree at this year's commencement."

  • Proof Republicans are the Party of Big Gov't

  • Confiscatory Taxation and the Rise of the Black Market

  • Why Do We Defend These Crazy People?

  • tempora quid faciunt

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Shaving Free Expression from Education

  • Sen. Clinton is the biggest pig of them all

  • Blowback from Smoking Bans

  • `I Love Blow'

  • I Love Porn. Congress should STFU

  • Dont Fire Until You See the White of Their Surrender Flags

  • "The fact that an act is undertaken to prevent a threatened terrorist attack, rather than for the purpose of humiliation or abuse, would be relevant to a reasonable observer in measuring the outrageousness of the act."

  • Screwed by my own Doctor

  • US Troops Starve While Iraqis Eat

  • Honest Yer Honor, My Genes Made Me Do It

  • Attn Women: Bible "mandates" wearing of veil by Christians too

  • Rush Limbaugh, "calling for riots in Denver during the Democratic National Convention this summer." Is this man ever going to prison for his crimes?

  • NJ Supreme Court rules, "citizens have a reasonable expectation of privacy in the subscriber information they provide to internet service providers."

  • Stupid Judge Tricks: "Two agents sat in the front seats of the car and another stood guard outside while an agent sitting on the back seat with Jones asked questions" is NOT custody for Miranda purposes.

  • The Trees of Life

  • Stupid China Tricks

  • Animals have no constitutional or "human" rights

  • This Will Work, Ollie

  • Man's Two Best Friends Separated by Federal Agents

  • The Face of the New GOP, Part I

  • The Face of the New GOP, Part II

  • Welfare and Unemployment for Smokers. Why should smokers work when taxpayers can support them?

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: No Political Education for You

  • From the Halls of Folsom Prison to the Shores of Tripoli

  • Congrats! Another World Record Shattered by Americans

  • Bum Bots. Get Yours Today

  • Who says Terrorism doesn't pay?

  • Zero interest financing, minimal risk = the new face of terrorism

  • Gallows Humor

  • Debate Team, Speech Club students "high"? Too funny to I-umm umm mm ahmm. Hey man, what are we doing here? Why are all these people looking at us?

  • When Fat People Go Bad

  • Syrajews?

  • The Master Plan: "SMOKING would be banned for everyone born next year, junk food would be taxed and everyone would be subjected to a fitness test by 2020. By comparison, the cost of healthy food, including fruit and vegetables, would be reduced to reflect its low environmental impact and obvious health benefits."

  • Parking Wars

  • Spero Chuckers

  • Fat Fights in Federal Fracas

  • Man versus Machine

  • The One We Have All Been Waiting For: the SueEasy Web site

  • Which Way Do You Walk?

  • Tag the Stupid Teacher

  • Your Insurance Company is Your Friend

  • The Snitch List

  • You Tube Divorce Rate

  • Stupid Cop Tricks. Ooops.

  • the Dangerous World of Fat People

  • Dont Blame the Lawyers. Blame the Cleaning Lady

  • Carmello Mellow

  • Marathon Madness: a pint and a fag halfway and just for the heck of it dance and sing . "We won't drink water, we eat and then go. Maybe we'll do the marathon in four hours, not very fast. I do not think it will be difficult for us - our shoes are made of car tyres and they are very comfortable."

  • "After 11PM, eight of us walked from Metro Center to the Jefferson Memorial to participate in the Thomas Jefferson Dance Party. It’s his birthday so about 20 of his fans showed up to pay respect to the man who created a system of government that would respect our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness."

  • Baaaaaaad Love

  • "Visual Sexual Aggression" is a crime. Looking at children is a crime

  • Dr. Phil needs an asswhoopin

  • Need a Secondary Income?

  • Bang Bang, You're Dead

  • Agreed: AFL-CIO has too much influence in Democrat campaigns. Mark Penn and now Columbian Trade Agt. Big Mistake, Folks

  • Not In My Name: Americans Do Not Torture Children

  • Our soldier Matt, facing his fourth deployment to the sinkhole in the middle east, shares a few thoughts

  • Dirty Money

  • California needs a whoopin` to MYOB

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Race Baiting

  • Hallmark of Censorship

  • Anti Immigration Backsplash: American Farms Headed to Mexico

  • Cops vs. The Breathmint. (Should we tell them about Hydrogen Peroxide?)

  • End the Olympic Torch Run

  • Today's Wacky Christian Trick: hic

  • When Lawyers Go Bad

  • FOSHU for dinner

  • The best reason to brush your teeth often

  • More Stupid Teacher Tricks: Protesting Silence

  • Tax Wars: Part 1 -- The Enemy

  • Tax Wars: Part 2 -- Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself

  • Tax Wars: Part 3 -- People who should pay higher taxes, but dont

  • "A primary purpose of the educational system is to train schoolchildren in good citizenship, patriotism and loyalty to the state and the nation as a means of protecting the public welfare."

  • Road Trip. Raise my taxes and see what happens

  • Stupid Christian Tricks: Wacky Bigots

  • The Internet is Obsolete. Welcome to the Next Generation

  • Cops vs My Blankie

  • Who is the enemy?

  • Cruise in for a buzzkillin`

  • President spends tax dollars on Web Site to lobby against the First Amendment

  • Keep the Internet TAX FREE

  • Stupid Judge Tricks: All Ducks Born and Naturalized get legal protection

  • Drug Warriors are not too Sharpie

  • Piggies: "$7.5 million on grape and wine research; $460,000 for research on hops; $72,000 for the National Wild Turkey Federation; $3 million for "education programs that promote character development and life-enhancing values through the game of golf; $188,000 for the Lobster Institute in Maine (includes TheLobstercam.com); $3 million for shrimp research; $4.8 million for wood utilization research; $148,950 for the Montana Sheep Institute; $742,000 for olive fruit fly research."

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Hotties w/ nice butts

  • Federal Overlords Limit Free Speech on Internet

  • Guess Where Americans Pay $3.23 per gallon for gasoline. Go ahead. Guess. Seriously

  • Bananas that Kill

  • Our Lord and Savior Hath Finally Cometh.

  • Pay-per-View Funerals

  • Your Pizza or your life

  • John Yoo, War Criminal

  • Knee-capped by your own school

  • "Come on, you, you can do better than that."

  • Today in 'Your Govt at War Against the People': Advocates for Jury Nullification Prosecuted for Conspiring to Commit Perjury, ... Websites prosecuted for content of posters, ... Entrapping Perverts with Tasty Irresistable but Fake Hyperlinks, and ... Arresting Reporters w/ pix of Cheerleaders on Kiddie Porn Charges (bye bye CBS)

  • Speaking of Sex with Picnic Tables ...

  • Dont Mess With Texas' Child Strippers

  • Pierced Nipples a threat to national security

  • Mouse Potatoes get their own disease

  • Today's Wacky Christian Trick

  • Internet is a free-fire zone

  • Cops v. the Church

  • The Real Power of the First Amendment. Govt Cant Touch This

  • Believe what you will. Actions speak to the value of your belief

  • Get the Hell Out of Miami. Save Yourself While You Can

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Debate? Dear God, not in our school. Veterans silenced

  • National Security not a National Concern. (and you thought Sptizer's driver's license was a bad idea)

  • The White Hats of Organized Crime. (Who are they kidding?)

  • Possession of Aroma is guilt of drug crime. Banks are govt's newest snitches

  • Prohibition breeds crime. Nature abhors a vacuum. Demand is always there. Somebody is going to profit off the new black market

  • A camera. An elephant's trunk. A day in the life.

  • How to Throw an Underage Kegger and get away with it

  • Jesus Hunks

  • Nasrallah, the son of a retarded sow and himself a dried up vagina, is making noise. Bring it on, bitch

  • Help has Finally Arrived

  • What a Damn Fine Idea to try in Syracuse

  • High. No Jury Duty for You

  • Clarence Thomas: Lost in Thought

  • Rep. Barney Frank has it wrong: It aint the drug, its the policy, stupid

  • Rotten Police Exercise of Discretion Busting Bar Tournament Pool

  • Anne C. Woodlen Responds to 'Get Back to Work, Dr. K'.

  • Hot Meat, Juicy Buns. LGBTA outraged: "You take a women riding a hamburger and you put it next to the word 'quickie."

  • FBI targets Noogies. Ignores terrorists

  • "We know that on St. Patrick's Day it's not going to be dumb luck that finds us an impaired driver." Random illegal stops: 74. Impaired drivers: 0. Constitutional rights violated 74

  • Another Stupid Prosecution and Terrorizing of a Child

  • This Day in Weed: Going, ... Going, ... Gone

  • Quick. Think. What do you do?

  • More Christian Cruelty

  • America's #1 Growing Industry

  • Staying Thin and Loving It

  • Police Attack First Amendment

  • Merit Badges for Rolling

  • Today's Dirty Judge Trick

  • Illegal drugs less expensive than legal ones

  • Teachers, fuck up the kids now so you can be sure to avoid THIS crap later

  • The Method to the Madness

  • Criminals Control FBI.

  • 'Naughty' Federal Judges

  • FBI vs. US Constitution

  • "Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs"

  • Irrational Human Beings Use Rational Means to Settle Disputes

  • Prohibition Will NEVER Work. Demand creates a vacuum

  • I am Man.

  • The Song of Slavery

  • More Stupid Teacher Tricks: Tell it to the Governor

  • Retarded Inbred Kentucky Lawmakers

  • Not In My Name

  • More Stupid Teacher Tricks

  • More Stupid Cop Tricks

  • Father abuse

  • Africa's #1 problem: Skanks. Africa's #2 problem: prohibition

  • Penis extensions driving up cost of utilities

  • When the police refuse to enforce the law or choose to ignore the law, so begins the revolution

  • Lawyer gambles on bringing stupidest lawsuit of the year

  • This is why cigarettes and bars went so well together; they cancelled each other out

  • Hey Coppers, pay your tickets

  • Worst Drinks, Ever

  • "My dream is to be a federal judge. So I decided to take the test to see how I would do ... it was easy. I studied a week before the test."

  • "Mother dies after 38 years caring for daughter in coma"

  • probably caused by Fox News

  • "Viagra has become popular as a recreational drug with revellers who feel it gives them some kind of high."

  • Newest Addition to My Bucket List

  • 7 non stop minutes or with breaks?

  • The Law Locks Down Lip Locking Little Ones

  • "Congress shall make NO law ... "

  • "... abridging the Freedom of Speech"

  • Animals do not have human rights

  • EVERYTHING you ever wanted to say to a lawyer(start @ pg 8 and keep going. it just gets better; Warning: .pdf)

  • Direct Frontal Assault on the First Amendment by State of Michigan

  • Mile High Censorship

  • Arrest Warrant Issued for President Bush

  • Humor, Israeli style

  • Highest of the High

  • Border Patrol Out of Control

  • Jesus is My O.G.

  • An Enlightened Judge

  • Not In My Name

  • 8th Graders and the art of peaceful protest. There is hope for the next generation

  • To Whom It May Concern:

  • Federal Govt at War with America and the Constitution

  • Your Gov't Openly Defends "Better Dead than High" policy

  • Waterboarding to enhance employee productivity

  • Hi, We're from the gov't and we would like to survey your drug use and sexual activities

  • Google the Homeless

  • A blow against Blow

  • Keepa You Hands Offa You Bits

  • I Want To Be Paris Hilton's Lawyer

  • The Bush Kleptocracy

  • $51 million stupid lawyer trick

  • Students 2, Teachers 0

  • Teachers 1, Students 0

  • One Damn Fine Solution to Homeless. Plenty of space in Syracuse

  • We Don't Care About the Law: We are the Republicans

  • More Horrors of SORA. Keep electing idiots and you are next

  • Muslims Wage War Against Doritos

  • More S.O.R.A. blowback. Congrats

  • “Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees"

  • The Penalty for Truancy in Texas is Thrown Out of Country

  • The Continuing Tale of Love Among Cops and Tasers

  • Gays Can Rock The World

  • Bullshit Science: If you cant find it, I can help

  • Soldier boy: "Thank god the lunch lady grilled a goat she wrestled from a polar bear, so it worked out. All the school had was mustard that day, not even the good kind as I recall, and no ketchup, but at least I didn’t have to eat another brother. I would have; had mom not thawed him out. Wouldn’t have been the first, ya’ know. Times were hard."

  • End Around the Smoking Ban. Actors Wanted

  • A Colonoscopy as only Dave Barry can tell it

  • RIAA trains U.S. prosecutors why they should bust music pirates ... it'll lead them to "everything from handguns to large quantities of cocaine [and] marijuana," not to mention terrorists and murderers!

  • Free the Fat

  • Soldier boy: "Thank god the lunch lady grilled a goat she wrestled from a polar bear, so it worked out. All the school had was mustard that day, not even the good kind as I recall, and no ketchup, but at least I didn’t have to eat another brother. I would have; had mom not thawed him out. Wouldn’t have been the first, ya’ know. Times were hard."

  • End Around the Smoking Ban. Actors Wanted

  • A Colonoscopy as only Dave Barry can tell it

  • RIAA trains U.S. prosecutors why they should bust music pirates ... it'll lead them to "everything from handguns to large quantities of cocaine [and] marijuana," not to mention terrorists and murderers!

  • Free the Fat

  • Your Government Demands Random Drug Testing in All Schools

  • Today's Wacky ACLU Trick

  • Federal Courts Shut Down Whistleblower Website. First Amendment deleted from Constitution

  • "Wiretapping, Telecom Companies, and You"

  • Oh My God, They Killed Free Speech. You Bastards

  • Welcome to MY world

  • ACLU Wackjob Nutcases Defend Offensive Speech

  • How Invisible Can You Be?

  • Honeytraps. How sweet it is.

  • Election Rigging: Not a Single Vote for Obama in Harlem.

  • If That is What God Wants, Then So Be It

  • Eat Me. It's Wabbit Season

  • "The woman wanted to discover which one of the men had made her pregnant so she needed their contact details." Going once ... going twice ...

  • Stuff White Folks Do

  • "Get Tight with Christ"

  • Justice Scalia Loves a Good BitchSlapping. "Torture" is OK, because 'Cruel and Unusual' ... refers to punishment" not investigation

  • Um -- No. Such Chutzpah

  • Legalize, and it works

  • Its Only February, but we already have a winner for the Biggest Asshole Cop of the Year Award

  • Stop Blaming the Lawyers: It is called 'Medical' malpractice for a reason

  • State's Rights vs Federal Over reaching

  • Go You Chicken Fat, Go Away

  • "Is crumpling up a parking ticket and tossing it at the feet of the meter maid enough to get someone deported?"

  • Lawyer vs. Lawyer: Weak and Cowardly Prosecutors

  • Beer: Is there anything it cant do?

  • Today's Second Amendment Follies: Warrantless Seizures of Electronic Data

  • More Stupid Teacher Tricks: Kids Learn Lesson. Punishment is the Reward

  • "Mr. Loophole"

  • Random Stops and DNA Tests

  • "Dutch researchers found that the health costs of thin and healthy people in adulthood are higher than those of either fat people or smokers."

  • "Bigger. Faster. Better. That's the bottom line." The FBI & You

  • Too Young to Drive? Old Enough for Guantanamo

  • ZOMG WTF R U THINKNG? STFU OBJECTIONX0RSZ. LOLVERRULED, n00b, ROFL

  • Teach Your Children How and When to Fight

  • Eggs of Mass Destruction

  • America's Newest (and dumbest) Missile Shields: Cops

  • GAY MARRIAGE RECOGNIZED IN NEW YORK

  • Why Does the NFL Hate God?

  • Ins Cos Invade Internet to Avoid Coverage

  • Be Careful What You Wish For

  • Stupid Cop Tricks: Who is the Real Puke?

  • Adult Sex Toys -- Exposed

  • Pennsylvania Attacks Internet Liberty

  • ATTN Death Penalty Advocates: 15 men exonerated by DNA testing in just one Texas county

  • Color Me Bad

  • Give Us Your Garbage, or else

  • Buzzed Killers

  • Restless Pervert Syndrome

  • The Stupid Awards Johnny Choo Choo, Clean Hands, Dirty Minds, Child Support Horror, Caged Kids, and Islamic Hell

  • Cop Has Fine Retirement

  • Wesley Snipes in Tax Revolt

  • Judge Holds Lawyer, Boobies in Contempt

  • We were KIDDING in our defense of a Fat Tax

  • "Through their two groups, Hookers for Jesus and JC’s Girls, they perform what is arguably America’s most unusual Christian outreach operation."

  • Not In My Name

  • Do God and Tequilla Mix?

  • "Let God tell you when you're hungry and when to stop eating."

  • It's a Mint. It's Cocaine. No, it's a mint. Looks like cocaine. Bye

  • Cops Who Fear Five Year Olds

  • Newest Stupid Teacher Trick: Warrantless Cell Phone Seaches

  • What is the Worth of a Year of Your Life?

  • Taser: The Method of Choice to Wake a Sleeping Man

  • Remind me again why American soldiers are dying in Afghanistan

  • Govt and not Organized Crime Controls the Market

  • Cops on Commission; Stealing from You and Me

  • Thanks for saving my life, you skanky whore

  • This is so fuckin totally cool. TURN UP your sound. Msg from HQ

  • Want fries with that stupid arrest, officer?

  • How Many Guilty Cops Can You Count? We count five.

  • Brand new car is new standard for probable cause to stop and search

  • mmmm Beer. mmmm finals

  • A Party? For Me?

  • Law Is Not All Fun & Games

  • Not this shit again

  • More Crime, Less Safety with Real ID

  • Saved by an Evil Vagina

  • More Wacky Christian Tricks: Who's Yo Daddy?

  • Say "Hell NO" to Time Warner. BT&DT back when the web was born

  • Fake Identities on Internet Soon to be Crimes

  • Amazing Phone Help

  • Guess What They're Looking at Now?

  • Republicans won the Drug War! All it took was devalue the dollar and ruin the economy

  • Asshole Doctors

  • Cops Who Kill

  • Today's Frivolous Lawsuit: Some Folks Cant Handle the Truth

  • Fan Mail

  • US drafting plan to allow government access to any email or Web search

  • NBC is the Enemy of Free Elections

  • It is Illegal in the US to carry cash. Cops will steal it.

  • More Stupid Cop Tricks

  • (There has to be a lawyer joke here)

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: "Just Say No" to Voting

  • School Official Caught Staring at Female Student's Butt. Punishes Student.

  • Betrayal by Liberty. Governator Turns Rambo and Sets the Prisoners Free

  • Rule #1 for Lunchroom foodfights: No Snitching

  • If We Cant Keep Drugs Out of Our Prisons, How Will Keep Them Out of a Free Society?

  • Pakistan Be Warned: Stay the Fuck Out of Our Way

  • How To Deal With a Non Smoker

  • Finally. Lawyer Fucks Judge

  • American Winemakers Sober Up

  • More Lies My Govt Told Me

  • I Don't Want "Change". I Want a Refund!

  • Judge vs Judge: "Chief Circuit Judge Donald Moran [called him] "a no-good son of a bitch."

  • Someone Forgot to Tell these Cops Alcohol Prohibition is Over

  • One More Argument Against the Death Penalty. How Much Do You Trust Your Govt?

  • One of the nation's biggest mortgage lenders, Countrywide, admitted it had fabricated evidence

  • WTF is wrong with these People?

  • Get a Haircut, Get a Job. Get Out of School

  • Hot 6 yr old on 6 yr old action

  • More Justification for the 2nd Amendment. Who is your real enemy?

  • "Such is the case with life-saving compassionate torture. The pain inflicted on the wrongdoer is manifestly outweighed by the benefit stemming from the lives saved."

  • The First Rule of Bug Fight Club is ...

  • S.O.R.A. blowback worsens

  • This guy does not yet fully understand the meaning of eating out your girlfriend

  • It's Your Fault I'm an Idiot

  • A Moment of Silence in Memory of the First Amendment

  • Wholly, Absolutely, Totally, Completely, and Unabashedly UnAmerican.

  • Party Like a Rock Star But Dont Tase Me, Bro

  • NYS Police sue to prevent plea bargaining on traffic cases

  • Another Reason to Shoot a Cop

  • Lawsuits and Prosecutions to End Use of Police Torture Device

  • Today's Greedy Vagina Trick

  • Texas Rushing Executions to Avoid Being Caught Again Killing the Wrong Person

  • Judges Who Call Them as They See Them

  • Police Attack Citizen protesting sexual harassment by Knicks

  • "The teenage brain is like a car with a good accelerator but a weak brake. With powerful impulses under poor control, the likely result is a crash."

  • Let Us All Hold Hands in Celebration as we Welcome the International Year of the Potato

  • More Proof that Religion and Alcohol dont mix

  • Congress is perched to enact the "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 (Act), probably the greatest assault on free speech and association in the United States since the 1938 creation of the House Un-American Activities Committee"

  • Butt Heads with Badges

  • Allah you stupid crazy people gotta stop this.

  • Shaken, not Stirred

  • Pope to Satan: "Bring it On"

  • Meanwhile, Americans Go Hungry, Children go Uneducated, and Nobody has Healthcare

  • Xmas in Antarctica

  • Stop being a Mouse Potato, grab your Play Dough, and find a Sinbad

  • Cops Attacked by Boogers.

  • Be on the lookout for more stupid teacher tricks

  • America's Wonder Drug and #1 Cash Crop

  • Thank you Drug Warriors: It is cheap and easy -- same as 25 years ago

  • "Each class at the Idaho Police Officer Standards and Training Academy is allowed to choose a slogan that is printed on its graduation programs, and the class of 43 graduates came up with "Don't suffer from PTSD, go out and cause it."

  • Stupid Cop Tricks: Tasering the Innocent for Fun

  • Crack is America's Black Attack

  • Go Blow it Out Your Hole

  • "Every time I see one of those folks I want to throw what I call a “bullshit flag”, take a down away, and give them a twenty yard penalty for unnecessary discharge of personal issues."

  • Stupid Mall Tricks

  • "It's the sun and the promise of heat, the buzz of blowies and the fact that, come Christmas Eve, only a mug leaves a glass of milk for Santa because it's likely to curdle. Much better to ply the old fellow with a cold one - which is something else that New Yorkers just can't understand. "

  • 'tis the Season for Kinder Gentler Divorces. Not

  • Santa Gets Nailed

  • Judge Lets Lawyers Get Rank

  • Stupid Teacher Trick: Give Us Our "O"

  • "Police may inflict permanent physical damage while forcibly taking blood from a motorist accused of driving under the influence of alcohol."

  • No More Immaculate Conception? Cant you Christians make up your mind? Sumwum dundid summ'n t'summin

  • Our Continuing McWar against Our McKids

  • Cocks, cocks, hypocrite cocks

  • NOT IN MY NAME

  • Good Luck Sioux. Send US a postcard

  • Help Thin the Herd, Fire One Up

  • It is a scary day when your choices are to either believe the CIA or the FBI but not both

  • Attention Lawyers: It is concert seating. First come, first served

  • NOT IN MY NAME

  • More SORA Blowback

  • Brace Yourself Bridget, Here it Comes. Liquidity is gold

  • Marine demands police return his pot

  • "Don’t sentence to a lifeless fate, What appears upon his page. What it is is nothing less, Than a heart wide open splayed. Yours or his he frets it not, It’s only that you played."

  • Soldier Boy Goes on a Cock Hunt

  • Today's Stupid Judge Trick: Music Hath Charms to Soothe the Savage Breast -- and it is Free Speech

  • Tax the Fat

  • Twenty Million Reasons Not to Trust Police

  • More Welfare for Blacksmiths

  • Shoot a Cop for Sneaking into Your Home

  • "Speeding" is not a crime. It is an income generator

  • Uh Oh. I Been Outted. Police are on the hunt but will never catch me. bwah aha ah ah ah

  • Yo, Why you be beefin with my OG Chips? Atomic Dog is a party dogg

  • Fucking-A, it's Free Speech, Your Honor

  • Today's Stupid Teacher Tricks: Dumb and Dumber, on Commission

  • Lego Wars

  • One of the New Seven Wonders of the World. It Really Makes You Wonder

  • McStupid beyond McWords

  • Cheney's Got a Gun, Federally Subsidized Health Care Ruined the Fun

  • Today's Stupid Judge Trick: "I don't need a star. I'm not a Jew."

  • More Schools Going Loco Parentis

  • Vote with your Feet. Buy No RIAA member music this Xmas season

  • Innocence Lost

  • w00t, there it is

  • Not Getting High on Your Own Supply Means Children Get no HealthCare under SCHIP

  • “Canada, which has a lot of respect for the institutions and traditions of the United States, was forced to conclude that the U.S. is violating refugees’ rights.”

  • Govt Assists Halliburton's Rape of Treasury, Female Employees

  • Maximum Obesity

  • Another Xmas Wish

  • Whiney Christian Tricks: We Wanna Big One Too!

  • Grosse Pointe %$!*&#

  • IT IS NOT A CRIME to be mildly retarded

  • Whose Property is it? Yours? or Government's?

  • The Full Faith and Credit Clause and the Rhode Island Red State Blues

  • I want one for Xmas

  • Dear World: Keep Your Hands to Yourself and Ignore this Guy

  • Xmas Toys Your Govt Fears

  • All Your Internets Are Ours: Remember the enemy of the People is ...

  • Who Papa? "Aetheism led to some of greatest forms of cruelty and violations of justice" ever known to mankind." Get some Help. Pew You Tube. It's God's fault. Abstinence Makes the Hard Grow Longer. Need Money for Judgments? Xtian Tourism Needs Papal Boost. Fret not for thanks to me, there is a place reserved just for you

  • Arizona Intends to Overtly Defy 14th Amendment

  • Honk If You Love to Honk

  • No Good Sperm Donation Goes Unpunished

  • NOT IN MY NAME

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Hate is Not Terrorism

  • Jeff Kramer Tours

  • Smart Going: Chocolate Salami Pussy

  • To Life, to life ...

  • Nuclear Fun for All. Just Order and ...

  • Everything You Always Wanted to Know But Didnt

  • "West Bend teachers' salaries made him sick and the Columbine killers knew how to deal with that." How to Arrest a Teacher for Free Speech

  • Fed Govt Invades Local School Districts and Dishes out Fasicsm

  • Cops Take Candy from Babies

  • "Tasers safer than Tylenol"; Lot More Fun

  • Please Settle the Writer's Strike. PLEASE, I BEG YOU

  • Sheriff Admits Taking $175,000.00 Bribe to Violate Fourth Amendment

  • How to Erect a Voter

  • Fight the Power: "Bloggers, as well as everyone else, have a First Amendment right to speak anonymously."

  • Blame Canada

  • Hey Copper, Gimme Back My Marijuana

  • Fed.Govt Attempts to Subpoena Amazon.com buyer identities

  • Stupid Judge Tricks: First Amendment be Damned

  • Dont Blame the Lawyers: It's Called Medical Malpractice for a Reason

  • Mind Altering Fun

  • Gravy: The Tie That Binds. (Soldier vs Lawyer --to eat at the V or the Y)

  • Friends who let Friends Drive Drunks Can Save Thousands

  • Firefighters: America's Newest Snitches

  • Give Thanks for Monkey Meat

  • Of Tazers and Waterboarding

  • "Hark the mastercard it sings, Visa too it stings and stings. Burning holes in my backside, My lazy kids won’t even go outside. I’ve got a yard, and sled hill too, All they want is to compute, Hark the second job I’ll take, To pay for all the shit they’ll just break."

  • Another Reason Our Founders Enacted the Second Amendment

  • Walmart Sucks. Steals from the Injured and Gives to the Rich

  • "Teenagers who start having sexual relations at an early age are less likely to have delinquent behavior during early adulthood."

  • "No Fat Chicks" as an Immigration Policy

  • More Proof Republicans Hate American Soldiers

  • Red State Blues: Its a Crime to Petition Your Gov't

  • SLAPP That Bitch for Exercising her First Amendment Rights

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: End Zero Tolerance for Zero Tolerance

  • Attention Lawyers: Do Not Try This at Home

  • The Increasing Cost of Being BusyBodies. (Let People thin the herd)

  • Fuzzy Math

  • What do you call a non-shooting liquor slamming Jew?

  • At Least this Bar is Smoke Free

  • Birthplace of American Revolution Surrenders to Fascism

  • A Day in the Life and Death of an American Soldier

  • 1, 2, 3, What are We fighting for?

  • Want to be the "Coolest Girl in School"?

  • Not In My Name

  • Colorado to Extend Citizenship to Fertilized Human Eggs

  • PIGGIE PIGGIE: One State Senator buying friends, and a Governor taxing the internet, and one US Senator bribing the ignorant

  • This is how your govt Supports Our Troops

  • Rupert Murdock, Fox News, Newscorp caught in conspiracy to lie to Fed Govt

  • Clap for Abstinance-only programs

  • Run Bessie, Run!

  • Never Forget Our Founders' Decree: Gov't is the Real Enemy. Fight the Power

  • Child Abuse in the 2nd Millenium

  • Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

  • How Cops Fake a DWI report

  • "What’s a guy left to say when he’s said one too many times, “Rest in Peace, man.” The words drip like wax from my quivering lips. They’ve lost meaning and fall without impact towards my feet."

  • ICE on Breasts

  • "Nigger" is now a crime in LA

  • It is not Indecent Exposure if your thingamabob is buried in her hoohaa ... and if she aint human

  • Oy. *Burp*

  • Why is My Govt So Anti-Christian?

  • Fair and Balanced: An Acquittal for All Seasons

  • Some of Us are More Equal than Others -- and other Stupid Judge Tricks

  • Just Say No Means YES YES YES

  • Today's Tale of the Cry Baby Prosecutor and the Lopsided Reporter

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Hugs are Constitutional

  • Congress Breaches Mr. Jefferson's Wall

  • Target Target for Boycott

  • Jealousy in the Law

  • Your Govt says Kill Him Next time

  • More Famous Names in the News

  • More Red State Blues: "The fight goes on! The dream endures!"

  • Hey Fat Boy, Lay Off the Ho Ho Hos

  • Gangbangers or Freedom Fighters?

  • Heads I Win, Tails You Lose

  • Get Your FBI File Today

  • "It is at once in my minds eye, coursing hellfire missiles, screaming fights, blood and words flying with heat and hate."

  • How to Win Bar Bets and Get Free Drinks

  • Notorious Nazi Stink Bomb

  • More Pigs at the Trough

  • Famous Names in the News

  • One Fourth of all Breathalyzer Results False Positives

  • Stupid Pedophile Cop Tricks

  • For Shame: What a Scared Petty Nation We Have Become

  • Go Ahead. Beat Them

  • The Wacky World of Internet Sex

  • Man Takes Off Shirt. Convicted of DisCon

  • Proof Positive that Sex Offender Residency Laws Are a Failure

  • The Real Face of a DWI Law. Can You Live With It?

  • Christian Fundamentalists Attack Cartoonists in Supreme Court. Seek Criminal Penalties

  • Today's Episode of Klan versus Klan

  • With His Divorce Over, Guess What Our Resident Soldier Boy has been UP to

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Do Your Job and Get Out of My Life

  • See Don Run. Can He Hide Forever?

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger said so

  • How to Get Your Drunk On

  • Hair way to Heaven

  • Mothers Against Mothers Against makes me madd

  • Mug Shots and T-Shirts

  • EZ PASS used to track travel times. Speeding tickets are being mailed. Next year Registration Stickers will have chip

  • Legalization reduces demand for drugs

  • Walmart and Fascists team up end liberty

  • OK ignorance

  • "Fingerprints, before DNA, were always considered the gold standard of forensic science, and it's turning out that there's a lot more tin in that field than gold. The public needs to understand that. This judge is declaring -- not to mix my metaphors- that the emperor has no clothes."

  • Greedy Skank of the Day Award

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks. What's wrong with sex with corpses?

  • Senator Rockefeller accepts bribes for immunity

  • Stupid Cop Tricks. Smack That Bitch

  • An East Coast / West Coast Thing. smoke'em if you got 'em

  • More Lies My Govt Told Me

  • 'bout time they cut that bitch

  • WARNING: "Feds Warn Fraudulent Harrassment Complaint E-mail Contains Virus"

  • Fifteen Cent Law Degree and the nickle-dime Decisions that followed

  • Always Stand Your Ground ... or Lose it Forever

  • Economic Prohibition and the Criminal Backsplash

  • “In the interest of compliance with the 2006 voter initiative on marijuana ... we are asking law enforcement officers to stop arresting individuals or writing and submitting tickets (with mandatory appearance dates) where the offense committed is solely possession of marijuana in misdemeanor amounts or possession of drug paraphernalia intended for use of marijuana.”

  • Really Stupid Judge Tricks

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks

  • The Rise and Power of the Libertarian

  • Really Stupid Cop Tricks

  • A Christian is a Christian is a Christian

  • YaNever Know Whom You Are Dealing With

  • How To Serve Your Country and Lose Your Children

  • The Right of the People to Grow Hemp Shall not be Infringed upon

  • Stupid Cop Trick: Get a F-ing Mop!

  • Officers wrote in their reports that ... they chased and then bean-bagged and Tasered him ... "He had refused to drop the camera which could be used as a weapon."

  • Ghetto Blasted

  • HAIR!

  • Be a Good Christian and Get Out of the Military

  • Law Breaking is Important for Us All

  • She Stole My Manhood, Your Honor

  • "One of Britain's most senior police officers called for all drugs to be legalised and urges the Government to declare an end to the "failed" war on illegal narcotics."

  • Virtue Affronted by Virtual Reality

  • It Isnt a Problem Until it Hits Home, eh Fellas?

  • Campaign Slogans We All Like to See: "Si te gusta el sexo oral, vote por Caragol por consejal''

  • "I know that I have not visited you. But I still care about you. When are you getting out anyway?"

  • Today's Stupid Cop Trick: It's the principal

  • Gay Monsignor Gagged and Spanked by Vatican

  • Hey Spammer. You're next

  • "Last year, narcotics investigators seized 2.8 million marijuana plants, valued at $11.07 billion. In 2005, the total value of marijuana production was estimated at $7.6 billion ... That's more than milk ... In 2005 state farmers and ranchers earned $31.7 billion on 400 commodities."

  • Nanny Nanny Nanny State

  • Not In My Name

  • "Vick 'Em" takes bite out of First Amendment

  • “But to just tell me what she believes the Bible teaches about salvation, the mark of the beast and hell — I don’t think it’s appropriate.” ... and so custody goes to the father

  • How To Protect Your Child From the Dangers of a Drug Dealer

  • Stupid Cop Tricks:: Cat Piss Gets You High

  • Hugo Chavez and George Bush; Same Stupid Attitude

  • Pigs at the Trough

  • Fascist vs. Nazi. Both demand liberty and freedom as their right *yet neither would give it to another

  • The Palm Beach Diet

  • Anarchists' Cookbook and the need for brainfood in a Terror-crazed world

  • Kentucky Gets Wacked Out On Oxycontin

  • Miracles of Modern Education: "Homosexuality is a medical disorder 'as much as Down's syndrome'."

  • "There are 'good, hardworking deputies and there are the lazy guys.' He said he was trying to encourage the less motivated deputies to get more involved in proactive police work."

  • Stupid Doctor Tricks: Do More Harm

  • Dont Blame the Lawyers: Its called MEDICAL malpractice for a reason

  • "Tired of the Wet Backs????"

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Suspend the Messenger

  • Not In My Name

  • "Howl" for Free Speech

  • Liar Liar Pants on Fire

  • Fat People Are Killing Us

  • A Case of Major Concern: Proving that which already everybody knows to be true but continues to deny

  • Absofuckinlootely

  • Today's Stupid Cop Trick: Steal from the Poor

  • Happy Birthday, Mom

  • FORTY THOUSAND TERRORISTS ARRESTED ... Really? 40,000 terrorists? Here? Forty thousand?

  • Today's Bitch-Slappin, Hair Pullin, Eye Gougin, knock them to their knees, mother superiority complex -- Wacky Christian Trick

  • "Because of their large populations of undocumented residents, Texas and Arizona will each get one extra seat in the U.S. House of Representatives after the 2010 Census. California will keep two seats it otherwise would have lost. ... The big loser will be the Midwest."

  • Another Reason to Register Republican and Vote for Ron Paul

  • Which of You Bastards Said "We Support Our Troops?" Seriously, WHICH of you Lying Senators, Congressfolks, Presidents, NeoCons said "We Support Our Troops?"

  • "Democrats, who wrote the legislation and provided most of its votes, ... do not dispute that the tax plan would hit poor communities disproportionately, but they say it is worth it to provide health insurance to millions of modest-income children."

  • Republican Economics Only Good for Loonies

  • John McCain is a Religious Terrorist -- Read Article I, §6 of the Constitution

  • Old Man Up the River

  • How Stupid Cop Tricks Cost Us All

  • Wave 'bye bye' to your freedom

  • Bloody Stupid Cop Trick

  • Rumrunners, Moonshiners, Drug Dealers, and Cigarette smokers. Prohibition aint the way

  • Proof positive that doing the right thing is a bad idea. Pay your mortgage on time and your taxes are higher than the guy who defaults. Your vacation home will cover the loss

  • More Stupid Cop Tricks

  • What a Prince

  • Road Trip! Literally.

  • "Blaming addiction on the drug is exactly what the addict wants us to do."

  • Somebody has to do it

  • Attn KMart Shopper -- You're Banned

  • ... so I was having sex with my mother's friend, when all of a sudden ...

  • Be A Snitch

  • Zaki v. the gas guzzling Hamptons.

  • New York stands up to Feds: Stop the Cancer.

  • Congratulations Drug Warriors; another few billion dollars spent and a 10,00 tons of drugs seized. Seizures get larger, budgets get larger, and only use and demand does not diminish

  • "Here, at the Psychotechnology Research Institute, human subjects submit to experiments aimed at manipulating their subconscious minds."

  • MMMMM, the scent of stale cigarette butts and ashtrays ... and the stench of the NannyState

  • Today's Dangerous Republican Trick

  • Best Anti-Cop Weapon yet

  • Saddest Story Ever Told. Why couldn't they see the love they had for each other is still there?

  • Oyez, Oyez, the Case of the Idiot Red State Senator v. God. He's seeking a permanent injunction.

  • No Juking Off

  • Dress Codes taking over the streets of America. Barefootin` and Saggin` illegal.

  • Medical Malpractice, not lawyers, are to blame.

  • How To Throw Your Meat Around in Prison.

  • Jefferson County lawyers Ruthanne Sanchez and David Antonucci are not alone in attacking free speech on websites and harassing and hunting posters thereon.

  • Lawyer's Practice Guide: Fight the Power.

  • CARBS, not Contraband. Give Us Our Just Desserts.

  • Democrats understand States Rights.

  • My Hero: "A drunk, middle-aged man unloads his handgun in his backyard, hitting a passing truck, and then tries to punch a cop in the balls after the law comes knocking."

  • Cop Whores Steal Cars.

  • Why Do Teachers Hate America?

  • "Vaffanculo-day"

  • "Principal would not allow a reporter in the press box because he didn't like an article the newspaper ran that day."

  • Pastor Neimoiller wants a Big Mac

  • In America, a dog gets a lawyer; humans do not.

  • Today's case of Fred Thompson Dementia: "an Al Qaeda smoking ban was one reason freedom-loving Iraqis bolted to the U.S. side. They said, 'You gotta quit smoking."

  • Just Say Thank You and Pass the Viagra. I am out to save the world.

  • "They're looking for quality marijuana, and there's none to be found right now." Heard that one before?

  • The Judge, the Prosecutor, and Oh Baby the Sex

  • Stupid Cop Tricks. Salt as a weapon.

  • Dan O'Hara is a Big Fat Liar. "Cigarette", my ass. Especially in light of the large number of new beer vendors.

  • School? Or Prison? Tough to Distinguish at Times

  • Homeland Security Makes Universities Unsafe

  • The Paddle of Justice Spanks Exceedingly Slow

  • Karl Rove and AssGate 2007

  • "Justice David Souter nearly resigned in the wake of Bush v. Gore, so distraught was he over the decision that effectively ended the Florida recount and installed George W. Bush as president."

  • More Stupid Judge Tricks: DWI while Not Driving, while parked, and while asleep.

  • Stupid Judge Tricks: Douchebags in our Schools

  • Syracuse Police again show their colors.

  • The 411 on the ghetto bitch 5-0.

  • All Your Privacy is Ours. "The FBI has quietly built a sophisticated, point-and-click surveillance system that performs instant wiretaps on almost any communications device."

  • BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT. THEY SUPPORT CRIMINALS AND PUNISH THE INNOCENT.

  • Tag, Teacher are "it" (if by "it" you refer to idiots).

  • Hillary Clinton Calls to Reinstate National Prohibition.

  • I say 'Render Onto Ceasar that Which is His.'

  • Heed Me Now Before The Government Feeds Thee -- or not.

  • I Smell a Conspiracy -- PART TWO.

  • I Smell a Conspiracy -- PART ONE.

  • Tie a Stupid Teacher around the old oak tree.

  • "Officers took the money and turned it over to the DEA. DEA agents photographed and fingerprinted Prieto over his objections, then released him without charging him with anything."

  • Stupid Drug Warriors and their Victims.

  • Stop Blaming the Lawyers. It is called "Medical Malpractice" for a reason.

  • Thought Police Get Their First Conviction.

  • More Wacky Christian Tricks.

  • No Welfare for Homeowners. They took a risk and lost. Not my taxpaying butt's fault. We all take risks and reap the rewards of success. Sad, but you do lose too.

  • Ten Americans Who Shame Us All. We want their names published.

  • Just one more reason why Americans hate their government and its police.

  • I want one. So should you; if you are a parent of an adolescent girl.

  • I object. If a police officer or District Attorney did that, it is suddenly OK.

  • School is in Session and Stupid Teachers are up their Old Tricks Again. Part One

  • School is in Session and Stupid Teachers are up their Old Tricks Again. Part Two

  • When Fox Attacks, Americans Die. Over and over and over.

  • Trendspotting

  • "While Congress has criminalized the illegal entry into this country, it has not made the continued presence of an illegal alien in the United States a crime unless the illegal alien has previously been deported and has again entered this country illegally."

  • All Your Emails and IMs Belong to Your Employer

  • First, they were busted for bribing police officials. Now Dateline's 'To Catch a Predator' catches one of its own. Did you ever notice how the loudest mouths ...

  • Karl Rove Can Still Kill a Career

  • One reason our President is so ignorant. He has no idea what is going on around him

  • "I’ve been advised by a Supreme Court Judge not to write about my divorce experience in a blog that my children may find some day, but here’s the thing, why not? ... today’s child dreams of law guardians and uncomfortable interrogations."

  • MediCare Tackles Nosocomial Costs. You Broke It, You Fix It.

  • Rich White Folks Insult Our Ancestors.

  • Feds Want All Your Porn. First Amendment Gets No More Happy Endings.

  • Same Sex Marriage Legal in New York; just not for New Yorkers.

  • Fred Thompson, a Clear and Present Danger. "he would work to overturn Roe v. Wade if elected president, and would push for a constitutional amendment that protects states from being forced to honor gay marriages performed in other states."

  • Smokin Hot Skin

  • Today's Wacky Christian Tricks.

  • Farmers in NY allowed to grow and sell their own vodka, but not marijuana.

  • Stupid Drug War Tricks: "The sad irony is that while Paey is allowed to self-medicate in prison, it was his self-medicating that got him there. Paey is serving a twenty five year mandatory minimum sentence ... convicted of drug trafficking in March of 2004 for possessing more than 100 pills."

  • The Range of Idiocy is Infinite. Drugs, butterfly knives, and America's brightest.

  • Save Our Children! End Prohibition!

  • "The FBI has determined that in some cases, it's better to let innocent people be assaulted, murdered, or wrongly sent to prison than to halt a drug investigation involving one of its confidential informants."

  • Florida Dares to Say No to DARE.. How daring.

  • Stupid Cop Tricks. Awww did somebody hurt their feelings?

  • American Soldiers Being Tortured by their Own Government.

  • Kumbaya.

  • WARNING! THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT is Monitoring 'Clusters' of Possible Homegrown Terrorists. Just WTF is a 'Clusters' of Possible Homegrown Terrorists and why are they being allowed to circulate freely amongst us?

  • State Fair bans trans fats. Like, why bother even going?

  • Next Time You Get Ripped Off, Don't Call a Cop. Shoot the Biatch.

  • Man Jumps Off Bridge. Kid Takes Picture and is then Arrested for "culpable negligence".

  • Stupid Drug Warriors at Play

  • "What they got used to is not having to comply with the law," Tyler said. "It shows me they're not willing to do anything that's costly and inconvenient. They think I'm giving them hell. I'm telling them the truth, and they just think it's hell."

  • Two of the WORST cases of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Imaginable. One of them is a Friend of Ours.

  • Who Decides for Me?

  • If you had the chance to be a Man, would you?

  • My Government is a Big Fat Liar

  • Fat Folks Fork Up Funds

  • Attn: DWI Attorneys. First Virginia, Now Minnesota. Soon, New York.

  • I Can't Stop Masturbating, So You Cannot Have Any Fun

  • The Prudes of New York

  • A New York City Bitch

  • Candidate Clinton Wants Your Tax Dollars to Pay Welfare for Homeowners

  • Drug Czar proves Einstein's Theory: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

  • Republicans deliberately arming the enemy so as to keep the war going so as to keep Americans in fear so as to keep harping on their alleged position as strong on defense. American soldiers are now dying from American weapons and American bullets.

  • Stupid Cop Trick Du Jour

  • Dateline's predator series catches real criminals -- them

  • State of Georgia tortures the homeless.

  • Who or what does Tom Tancredo want to bomb today?

  • What do George Bush and Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe have in common?

  • Stupid Lawyer Tricks.

  • It Takes the License from the State and Treats all Citizens or Gives up the License. More Horrors from the Waiting Room

  • Pandering Republicans Offer to Feed the World and at the same time, Starve and Imprison Americans.

  • "Clarian Health Partners will charge employees as much as $30 every two weeks unless they meet weight, cholesterol and blood-pressure guidelines that the company deems healthy."

  • Torts 101: Sue Them All and Let the Judge Sort it Out.

  • Equal Time: Faux Snooze Defends Fat People.

  • Americans in Distress. Protect us from police.

  • Prosecutors claim Florida statutes do not allow a "prescription defense" in drug trafficking cases.

  • "Shoot a Republican for Jesus" Fundraiser coming up

  • Ladies within the sound of my voice

  • Dude; totally

  • When You Plays with Chickens, You might Get Feathered

  • Bark, Bark, Woof. Objection, Non Responsive

  • This is a Crime?

  • A Nation of Snitches. Our Founders Can Be Proud.

  • California Attacked by Federal Troops. Gov. Surrenders.

  • It Don't Come Easy.

  • Poetry Wars: Soldier vs Lawyer.

  • The U.S. Conference of Mayors, at annual meeting, unanimously approve resolution stating that the drug war "has failed".

  • Warning: New York turns Nanny State .

  • Let Your Fingers Do The Talking.

  • Pentagon requests Senate repeal restriction on granting security clearances to ex-convicts, drug addicts and the mentally incompetent.

  • The Latest National Intelligence Estimate and the Terrorist Threat along with "The Cost of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Other Global War on Terror Operations Since 9/11."

  • "Two 13-year-old Oregon boys are facing serious sex charges for allegedly slapping female classmates' bottoms."

  • Soldier boy is calling us out and as if that wasn't bad enough, the 'Dude' is talking to himself.

  • Checkers Champ is Invincible.

  • "FBI agents trying to track the source of e-mailed bomb threats sent the suspect a secret surveillance program designed to surreptitiously monitor him and report back to a government server."

  • The Nation's War on Drugs is now streamlined and fast, and in the end is nothing but a War on Americans by Its Own Government. Oh yeah, and it is a collosal failure.

  • Christian Warriors Invade Courtrooms. Judges on Alert.

  • You Go, Girl! Never Quit.

  • Judge versus Judge: "Now, after years of litigation over two dollars, the majority will impose on a busy judge to conduct a trial on this silly thing, and require a panel of jurors to set aside their more important duties of family and business in order to decide it."

  • Federal Troops Invade California; Citizens Arrested for Engaging in Lawful Activity. Governor abandons his post.

  • The Worst Part is that this is not the first Skank to get under their skin.

  • Meet the "douchbag" Administrators at this School.

  • "If you and I were to have a telephone conversation and the district attorney were to record that conversation and make a copy of that tape and give it to (someone) and (that person) publishes it and makes photocopies of it, that is what the people are trying introduce here as evidence," Blum said to the judge."

  • One Order of Child Support By Three, Please

  • "Dolphins are easily excited when they sense people making love. They get jealous and bang their noses against the window."

  • "The nightmare began when they learned that their four-bedroom, two-bath home had been sold through a tax sale for the $1.63 in unpaid taxes, plus 10 cents interest and $125 in costs."

  • Getting High on Your Fuel Supply

  • 235 Ways to Screw Your Lover

  • New Law for Post Divorce Sharing of the Pussy

  • Airborne!!! Hooooah

  • Huh? What? "The nation's top anti-drug official said people need to overcome their "reefer blindness" and see that illicit marijuana gardens are a terrorist threat to the public's health and safety, as well as to the environment. John P. Walters, President Bush's drug czar, said the people who plant and tend the gardens are terrorists who wouldn't hesitate to help other terrorists get into the country with the aim of causing mass casualties."

  • Fingering the First Amendment

  • Yet Another Stupid Judge Trick

  • Red State Blues: Police hold man three days in custody for ....

  • First thing we do, is make sure only rich kids can become lawyers.

  • Bye Bye Continental Airlines

  • "At my christening, I made a deal with the defendant aimed at freeing me from evil. But the latter has not respected that agreement until now, although he received from me various assets and numerous prayers."

  • "You say on your form that you're not a fan of homosexuals." "That I'm a racist," Ellis interrupted. "I'm frequently found to be a liar, too. I can't really help it." "So, are you lying to me now?" "Well, I don't know. I might be."

  • Giant Man Eating Badgers Consume Basra

  • Loonie Toonies

  • Rudy Guliani, Being Stupid on Drugs

  • Put the White House on EBay

  • Some Truths on Lawyering

  • "You have now hurt 24 jurors. ... You left them feeling guilty about their unwitting role in these faux trials.''

  • Catholic School Struggles to Find a Safe Haven for Hell

  • Another Federal Court Guts the Fourth Amendment

  • Hopefully, Alex Will Make Conjugal Visits.

  • Judge vs. Judge.

  • Crackheads Working in Government.

  • What's In a Name?

  • More Reasons Why You Don't Make Fuel From Food; While Humans Starve.

  • Can They Do This? When Does it Stop?

  • Song of the Judge: "This is America, not Afghanistan."

  • One More Reason WalMart Sucks.

  • CyberLawyering; Does It Get Any Better Than This?

  • Hottest Pizza You'll Ever Eat.

  • According to senior Church of England bishops, God absolutely HATES America's Red States.

  • Being educated does not mean you are smart.

  • Make Up Your Damn Minds Already.

  • NYC says "tourists, amateur photographers, even would-be filmmakers soon to be forced to obtain a city permit and $1 million in liability insurance before taking pictures or filming on city property, including sidewalks."

  • Driving While Hungover; the new DWI.

  • Vagina Monologues Keep Passenger Off Bus.

  • No Insurance for You, Fat Boy.

  • Most folks go to jail for having grass. And then there is this guy.

  • Today's Really Stupid Judge Trick.

  • Fathers, Virginia Wants You to Abandon Your Daughters.

  • Congress votes itself a raise, while Americans starve.

  • Bob Congel versus the Trannys.

  • "A month ago, the military banned MySpace but not Facebook. This was a very interesting move because there's a division, even in the military. Soldiers are on MySpace; officers are on Facebook."

  • The Law is the Law. Do Not Punish the Messenger.

  • Whipped Into Shape.

  • The Mark of an Angry God.

  • Kiss Me.

  • Stupid White House Trick Du Jour: "smoking pot makes it four times more likely that a child will become involved in a gang."

  • How Did She Not See This Coming?

  • "Iraq is a wreck. I didn’t make a difference there, and most likely, I made things worse by creating more resentment and hatred. My marriage…an embarrassing shamble. The two are intertwined and falling embraced like lovers in heated passion down and down never to reach their rest inside me."

  • "a comprehensive, completely indexed and cross-referenced depository of federal documents from the executive and legislative branches of government."

  • How Saving a Life "Demonstrates Really Poor Judgment".

  • The Source of American Interrogation and Constitutional Violations by the Executive Branch.

  • Oh Give Me a Home, Where the Carnies All Roam, Where Rides and Beer Run All Day.

  • "Live Free or Die" means you might have to die to live free.

  • Today's Crybaby Lawyer Trick.

  • Get Out of My Email.

  • Gimme Five, on the Suspended Side.

  • "None of the three films has a plot line. The films consist entirely of scenes of hard-core sexual acts being performed by multiple men and women." This is now a CRIME in the U.S.

  • "Operation Return to Sender", My Dad's Unknown.

  • Lawyering; the Most Dangerous Game.

  • "Stupid Bitch to Enter Yale Law" and proves her case by destroying Internet Privacy.

  • Justice may not be cheap, but it is satisfying.

  • "The Free Flow of Information Act would pose a grave threat to national security and federal criminal investigations by protecting far too large a segment of the population, a U.S. Department of Justice official told Congress." Mark Blum Tells Justice Dept. Official That Their Policy and Perspective is a Clear and Present Danger to American Civil Liberties.

  • Brilliant, I Say. Brilliant. Whom did you say was buried in Grant's Tomb?

  • Ah Yes, Getting Borked by Frivolous Lawsuits.

  • Oy Doctor, My Glaucoma is Getting Bad Again.

  • Opps, Wrong Balls. My Bad.

  • Don't Ask, Don't Tell -- Except What the Enemy is Talking About.

  • More Flag Flapping.

  • He Killed Wee Wee, and this nut Made Faces at This Mutt, but the prize goes to Terrorists Change Tactics to Dognapping

  • Yep, Blame the Divorce Lawyers for the Stupid things People fight about.

  • "I doubt a 20 year old kid has much political conviction. His generation in large, not total, is all about the X. X treme this, X treme that, but when it comes time for them to man-up out in the real world, their hard heads leave them with tender asses."

  • Even when he stacks the deck, George can't win one.

  • Dead Man Laughing.

  • NEWSFLASH: THREE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AMERICAN SOLDIERS MISSING.

  • Coolest Airplane Missile Art You will See All Day.

  • Allah is Akbar but His Followers Lie to Themselves. Any excuse to get laid.

  • When Teddy Bears Kill, Teachers Sue.

  • Arizona Senator John Kyl; America's Clearest and Most Present Danger.

  • Cheer the Students. Jeer the Teachers.

  • Change? Spare Some Change?

  • Cincinnati Takes Over the Internet. Police Expose Lingere.

  • When inna Roma, Enjoy the Aroma.

  • "US citizens who apply for a job will need prior approval from Department of Homeland Security under the terms immigration bill passed by the Senate this week."

  • Those Wacky Christians Playing With Their Organs.

  • "The only fault I can find with him is that he should have retired. He had his twenty in. Instead, he opted to go to Iraq where a roadside bomb dismembered him and he bleed out on the street. You son-of-a-bitch, Acevedo! You did your time, why the fuck didn’t you hang it up?! . ... His death was senseless and grotesque: that is Iraq in a nutshell."

  • Ladies ... Keep it Real.

  • More Proof the White House has lost its mind ... "The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep meatpackers from testing all their animals for mad cow disease."

  • Kudos to MADD and SADD and all the new DWI laws ... "Alcohol-related deaths on U.S. roads rose to their highest level in 14 years."

  • Today's Red State Blues -- Arkansas brands Civil Rights Groups as Terorists.

  • Million Dollar Nipple.

  • Is Blood Thicker than a Contract?

  • "Defense lawyers are more concerned with their clients’ constitutional rights than with their clients’ victims." MADD is just so SADD.

  • STFU matters.

  • Read My Lips -- No Net Taxes.

  • Root Root Root For The Home Team.

  • "School administrators are sanctioning one High School senior for her role in an outdoor peace display -- $600 worth of marigolds planted in the shape of a peace sign -- and have told her she will not receive a diploma until she pays up to $1,000 to remove the flowers."

  • Fat People Eat Billions of Your Tax Dollars.

  • Self Medicating through Cybersex is an Addiction. Holy Seratonin Batman.

  • Islam, the Religion of Piece (sic). Get Yours Today While they are Lactating.

  • Today'sa Special is a Secret by Luigi. Justa makea sure he no playa with the knives. You mighta be shot.

  • DWWI --- There comes a point when you have earned the right to be ten times over the legal limit.

  • Click Here For Today's Infection.

  • Live Long and Prosp, Nevermind. Be Happy.

  • Is There Anything This Wonder Drug Can't Do?

  • The Rat Pack.

  • Thirty Cops Surround Parents to Prevent Cheering at Gradutation.

  • Legalize, and the War is Over ... Save Our Children's Memories.

  • It Is Safe to Say "You're An Asshole" and the Proof is in the Constitution.

  • Oh, What a Warm Feeling Comes from that Good Christian Love.

  • The #1 Reason Why Kids Go Columbine.

  • How Many Mexicans Can You Fit in the Express Way?

  • What wife of what 2008 presidential candidate is a 29-year-old hippie chick from Upminster at the end of London Underground’s District line? Hint: She is the only real "stud" in the campaign.

  • PLASTICMAN!

  • School Principal Joins Gang "The Carnival Killers" and attacks own students.

  • This IS Kansas.

  • Michael Moore's Heart is as Big as the Assholes He Helps.

  • The Real Con Job of Ethanol -- False Market Theory Bolstering Failing Industry.

  • Special Rights and Privileges for Fat People.

  • Fingered by Your Prints.

  • Pat Buchanan Pulls the Lever for Ron Paul.

  • Mom, save those roaches for me.

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Pin the Tale on the Principal.

  • Today's Tax Tip. Keep Expenses for your Medical Practice Separate and Apart from Those of Your Business.

  • Stupid Cop Tricks: Papers Please.

  • Family Values, NeoCon style. "If they fuck with me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too." So sayeth the Architect.

  • Teachers Sell Souls, Voices, and Honks.

  • Today's Stupid Lawyer Trick: Someone got screwed in the ass.

  • Now THAT is a campaign.

  • Ann Coulter Gets Special F.B.I. Protection.

  • Old Enough to Die, Too Old to Dance.

  • Rudy Guliani, on Drugs.

  • War Between the States Heating Up. Virginia Threatens to Bitchslap New York.

  • Dear Law School Grad: Everything you just learned ... forget it. We don't want 'those' types.

  • Marijuana Will Get You Smoked.

  • Stupid Judge Tricks -- Sperm Donor Screwed by the Long Arm of the Law.

  • "People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex."

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks and Their New Slogan -- "Serving Pain, Not Eduation, 24/7".

  • Vibrators Threat to National Security.

  • A High So Great You Never Want to Come Down.

  • What What Whaaaaat?

  • Stupid Cop Tricks. This is a Recording. Stupid Cop Tricks. This is a Recording. Stupid Cop Tricks. This is a Recording.

  • "My blood, my sweat, my tears are your tax to be had, but for the love of all that is left good in you, wrap me in your arms, embrace me in your love, and defend me with same ferocity that I do you."

  • Leaving Angels in the hands of the Devil.

  • All Your Data Are Ours.

  • I Want My Cocaine.

  • A Syracuse Dick That Grew Some Balls and Makes the Case.

  • More Red State Blues: You Wanted This War, Now You Pay the Price.

  • Stealing children from American Soldiers.

  • More Snakes on a Plane. Prudes Rule the Skies.

  • Hey Teachers, Leave Those Kids (private lives) Alone.

  • Walmart Uncovers Terrorist Cell Hiding in an Order of Nuns.

  • Talk is Cheap. Get Off Your Ass and Do Something.

  • Hey, Its the Commander Guy in Charge of the Roost of Chickenhawks.

  • Another Forbes.com amazing Top Ten List.

  • State Police Are Enemies of the People.

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks -- Your Religion is Not Welcome in Our School.

  • Mandatory Seatbelts for Dogs and other Stupid Legislator Tricks.

  • Vatican attacked by Terrorists; er, critics.

  • Masturbatory Legislation that does nobody any good.

  • "When I prayed to God to stop incoming rounds, the only answer was more. ... One thing a true soldier knows is to keep his burdens hidden from his family, lest they become theirs. My final prayer to you, God, ... May they may never know the price of their freedom."

  • More Stupid Teacher Tricks: Sticking their noses into Facebook and punishing students for off campus, off hours, free speech.

  • Stupid Judge Tricks: "For $67 million dollars Pearson could buy 84,115 new pairs of pants. If you stacked those pants up they would be taller than eight Mount Everests. If you laid them side by side they would stretch for 48 miles. .

  • Getting High on Tampons.

  • Eyewitness to a Lie.

  • Lawyers: Live Long and Prosper.

  • Bondage @ $82.00 per diem.

  • US Air Force crashes and burns American civil rights.

  • Welcome to Crawford Texas, your new home.

  • Compassion surrenders to Conservatism in Downtown Rochester, "despite the fact downtown has not had a surge in crime, and is one of the safest areas in the city.."

  • Watch the top5 short movies from the Tribeca Film Festival.

  • Nasty Punk Muslims.

  • A stunning compilation of "thousands of the most important photographs of the last 150 years; pictures of our struggles, trials, and triumphs."

  • Tattoos for Jesus.

  • Today's Class Writing Assignment: Go To Prison. It also makes you wonder whether the Marines are being a tad Hypocritical.

  • More State Sponsored Child Abuse.

  • Flashbacks for a Holocaust Survivor at the US Border.

  • One Way for Bars to End Run the Smoking Ban. Passport, please.

  • Hokey new attitudes about creative writing schools. Suffer ye the children.

  • Lying Cops plead guilty to manslaughter after breaking into a home on a false no-knock drug warrant and kill 92 year old resident.

  • Unborn babies and Homosexuals getting special legal protection from the thoughts of others.

  • "Go to F...... Hell Jew Bastard" is free speech and grounds for some 'Jewish Lightening'.

  • Conspiring with the President, Justice Dept engaged in voter fraud and tampering to skew election outcomes.

  • "The best of the top 100 from the golden years of popular music."

  • God said to rid America's Health Care system of religion.

  • More corruption uncovered in the Dept of Justice..

  • If you want tyrrany, first thing you do is get rid of all the lawyers..

  • Today's Stupid Teacher Trick: Stick Figures Stick Up Education.

  • Just us in the Court House. (One fantasy still on my list).

  • Mac's Latest Entries: "I can tell war stories to my nieces and nephews. ... Unfortuantely, or hell, maybe fortunately, that line is more worn out than Bad Jonny's flacid cock."

  • Hate to Say We Told You So, But Fat People are the Threat.

  • Gov. Spitzer offering Bribes to Legislators.

  • "... and God said, Let There Be ..."

  • "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book" and the sleepless nights that go with it.

  • The High Cost of Likes and Dislikes.

  • A MarkBlum Report special recommendation: Check out Kramer's Destinycam -- watch the progress.

  • If you gotta go, there are worse ways.

  • "I'm not out here doing this to humiliate my son." (Liar).

  • Cops vs Firefighters: "I got a surprise for them cops. I hope the news is taping this, 'cause I'm gonna turn pigs into bacon bits."

  • Stupid Judge Tricks: A totally Gay and very unHappy violation of First Amendment and heterosexual rights.

  • Bush Administration Policy Determined by Pat Robertson's Lawyers.

  • If you do nothing else today, READ THIS ARTICLE AND SAY "AMEN".

  • One more reason to have a vasectomy and hate children.

  • How Marijuana Can Save Your Life ... serially.

  • How Cigarette Smoking Can Save Your Life.

  • Stupid Cop Tricks: Felonious Assault Upon a Police Officer by a six year old.

  • Mark Blum Law Offices found new location to dangle a shingle.

  • Today's MySpace Follies: That Site's Killer, Man.

  • Latest in Gangbanger Wear; Kevlar Hoodies.

  • FM-itis is spreading. Teachers unable to deal with their sexual attraction to female students' dress choices, ban students.

  • Vote for Me! A True Man of the Street.

  • Hacker Boot Camp: serially.

  • Cop, driving in rain, hits and kills horse, then charges horse rider with "DUI-non-motorized vehicle". Rider remains in custody.

  • "In sixteenth-century Paris, a popular form of entertainment was cat-burning, in which a cat was hoisted in a sling on a stage and slowly lowered into a fire. Spectators, including kings and queens, shrieked with laughter as the animals, howling with pain, were singed, roasted, and finally carbonized."

  • Computers are so 'yesterday'.

  • "So tell me since when is the only group of people in America getting their liberties kicked around Blacks? Come now, put your nappy head on my shoulder and cry me a river."

  • "Remember, both of you, that which Amalek did to us; remember everything do not forget for the rest of your lives and pass on as a holy testament to the coming generations that the Germans killed, slaughtered and murdered us."

    • Childhood Innocence Lost to the Criminal Justice System.

    Aint this going to be a blast of shit.

  • HELL NO! STOP THIS TRAIN BEFORE IT LEAVES THE TRACKS. You bought it, you pay for it.

  • Police Officer Assaulted with Breast Milk. Whines all the way to Court.

  • The Attorney General's Political Agenda: "U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer demanded to know who in the Justice Department made the decision to continue pursuing Ed Rosenthal, whose conviction was overturned last year."

  • The True Face of the Sex Offender. Young, vulnerable, and a victim of a maniacal puritanical society.

  • At the same time we target the Attorney General for playing politics, Congress now attacks independent prosecutors for exercising discretion.

  • "What really bothers me, this cat was down there killing endangered species of birds and others protected by law ... Feral cats are not protected by law, and I stopped a cat from doing that and I get arrested."

  • Smart Kids Expose Stupid Teacher Tricks. Score One for the Good Guys.

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: You Can't Handle the Truth.

  • "Don’t use me as an excuse for killing more GI’s either. Dude, I made it back, don’t say that I want soldiers to die in order for those who didn’t come home to be the justification for sending more troops. Ask us, we aren’t so stuck on our egos as to want someone else to lose their life."

  • Michelle Malkin may be a skanky ho, but I have to agree with her on this one.

  • Say it anyway, Doc. It's not always about the Benjamins. Sometimes, its about the humanity.

    • Mac's Words of Wisdom: "My time is as wrap here, God Bless, God speed, give ‘em hell in Iraq, it’s no Wonderland, but Allyson, you will be there. Keep your head low, your weapon clean, and the young bucks at bay."

  • How Texas treats its Jews: "They would spit on them. They would push them down the stairs. They would be really rude."

  • Life, and nothing short of it.

  • "Pot. It mightn't kill you, but it could turn you into a dickhead."

  • Today's MySpace Follies: It really is free speech.

  • Shakin` all over for a Butt and Cuppa.

  • You're Hired!

  • Like, Duh.

  • So? What's wrong with having a Kodak Moment? .

  • Harvard's Failure to Learn.

  • Today's MySpace Follies: How Dumb I Am, How Dumb I Am, Now Everybody Knows, How Dumb I Am.

  • France blurred on concept of education. Fear of Islam is not a factor.

  • ... said General Petreus to the Iraqi People: "Happy Anniversary."

  • Tomatos are Probable Cause for Search Warrants.

  • Church Quickies to Get Your Funk On.

  • Today's Red State Blues: Florida Solves Homelessness -- One Way.

  • My Enemy who is The Enemy of My Enemy is ... wait a minute.

  • The Lack of Respect Shown to Our Soldiers is a Mental Weakness.

  • Quick! Hide Your Baking Soda.

  • Americans aint no British Wimps. We Woulda Kicked their Butts.

  • Honk, if you love honking.

  • More Red State Blues: Today's Lesson -- How to Get Arrested Feeding the Homeless.

  • Never Forget why THIS night is indeed different from every other night.

  • Of course, Republicans now Blame the Jews.

  • New Haven Police Burn the Constitution. Three Arrested.

  • Zipadee Doo Dah, Zipadee Ay, My Oh My What a Wonderful Word. You're Fired.

  • Blame the Lawyers for that Medical Malpractice.

  • "It's what evangelical Christians say -- the idea that you have to be saved in a certain way or you're doomed to eternal damnation, that's what we have a problem with."

  • Hey Vermont, Can We Join Too?

  • Since when is sex with children a crime?

  • Starving for the Lord deep in Heartless Texas.

  • Fan Mail.

  • A 10 year old who sends a text message, "UR Ghey", interrogated by police.

  • "Police, prosecutors, defense lawyers, family members of the suspects, neighborhood residents -- agree something is amiss when a shooting victim is embarking on a prison term 20 times longer than the shooter's sentence."

  • A Soldier's Wet Dream, Down by the Stream. It aint what it seems.

  • Today's Stupid Parent Trick: This is how we teach censorship and ignorance.

  • Judge to female Plaintiff: Show it or lose it.

  • I am a Pedophile, and damn proud of it.

  • "A girl told the teacher, the teacher sent him to the principal, and the principal called his mother."

  • Las Vegas P.D. made to eat its own crap.

  • Peace with Honor? Never in Israel.

  • "Researchers found that having people pray for heart bypass surgery patients ... [those patients] had a slightly higher rate of complications."

  • Who owns your body? Suffolk County thinks it does.

  • Snakes on a Plane: Turn and cough, please.

  • Town of Manlius Supervisor Hank Chapman's next job.

  • "They think that by not feeding people, it will make the homeless people leave."

  • Our Soldier is Wounded: "You cannot imagine how this feels. It would be easier to put a gun to my head, I swear it."

  • Who says politics doesn't pay?

  • America's Newest Speakeasys.

  • Today's $27 million stupid Christian Trick: "There were dinosaurs of every kind aboard Noah's ark. Some dinosaurs managed to hang around until just a few hundred years ago."

  • Today's Newest Scandal and Cover-Up from the White House.

  • Hey Stupid Teacher; Leggo my Lego.

  • Is marijuana kosher for Passover?

  • All I want for Xmas is ....

  • Dead Beat Pizza Shops in scumridden flea infested puke ugly Ohio. Check out the skank in the foto.

  • Stupid Teacher Tricks: Teen pregnancy and drug use -- good. Gay rights -- bad.

  • "The central insight of libertarianism is in the Declaration of Independence. We have the right to life, liberty and the ability to pursue happiness (though no guarantee of achieving it)."

  • "President Bush ordered the intelligence community in 2003 to centralize data on terrorism suspects, ... Ballooning from fewer than 100,000 files in 2003 to about 435,000.

  • Twenty years ago, Exxon Valdez ran into a continent causing billions in damage and so far, not a single dime has been paid.

  • Food Bank Throws Away Food.

  • Church 420 has issue with 911.

  • Life in prison.

  • "The "war on terror" has created a culture of fear in America. The Bush administration's elevation of these three words into a national mantra since the horrific events of 9/11 has had a pernicious impact on American democracy, on America's psyche and on U.S. standing in the world."

  • Streets of NYC paved with bones and blood..

  • NYPD spying on Americans coast to coast; to protect their Republican overlords..

  • "An interactive map of botched SWAT and paramilitary police raids."

  • An interesting twist on an arthritic law.

  • "Three years ago, I received a national security letter (NSL) in my capacity as the president of a small Internet access and consulting business ....."

  • What is it about the First Amendment teachers don't understand?

  • Mormons Attack Angel on Shirt.

  • Soldier Mac on Staat and Tillman.

  • "E" Street is the Main Drag.

  • Sue the fertility clinic because your child is a bit darker than you are.

  • Police break into random homes "For training". Shouldn't training also include 4th amendment law?

  • "Fair Comment" and the internet. Law Professor sacks the NFL.

  • More Stupid Lawyer Tricks: Heil Hitler.

  • One of Eight: A prosecutor speaks out.

  • More Stupid Teacher Tricks: 14 yr old wears "long socks with pictures of Tigger, ... and was escorted to the principal's office by a uniformed police officer ...."

  • "The judge who tried to jail Chile's former dictator Augusto Pinochet said it was time to hold U.S. President George W. Bush to account for waging war in Iraq."

  • McJobs in a Mickey Mouse economy.

  • Yo Momma.

  • Remind me again why Americans are dying in Iraq? All our blood and money and Iraq's official gov't policy is to boycott companies that do business with Israel?

  • Bin Ladin Located! Will someone please blow his brains out already.

  • Attorney General Gonzalez among Republicans Guilty of Federal Obstruction of Justice --- 18 U.S.C. §§ 1501-1520.

  • Saratoga Springs is just tap water. Who wants a refund?

  • First they beat a confession out of you, then they try to imprison your lawyer for defending you. God bless the United States Government and her military interrogators.

  • Supreme Court bubbles on Bong Hits for Jesus. Who wins? School Repression or the Constitutional Liberty?

  • Silicon injected law students lament..

  • It's hard out here for pimps. "Two percent of funds Shriners raised in 2005 went to operate their charitable hospitals."..

  • Our Soldier Boy at War in Iraq..

  • Cops Coming Down Hard on Motorbike Riders.

  • Blue Moon.

  • Latest MySpace Follies: Gang Banging in the Second Millenium.

  • Some of the most famous Trials in history.

  • Republicans limp on law and order and condone perjury.

  • One more reason to copy your butt.

  • We love the soldiers but hate our troops.

  • Army Brig. Gen. Janis Karpinski who was in charge of the infamous Iraqi detention facility said, “We should be outraged and we should demand answers because our Constitution is being violated."

  • Jesse Jackson doesn’t understand the intent of the 2nd Amendment and how guns are the great “equalizers” making the weakest among us on par with the strongest.

  • Democrats in Congress pork Americans by jamming more than $20 Billion in local projects into the Iraq War Funding Bills.

  • More soft-on-crime Republican tricks; having built a federal criminal law system that almost guarantees a conviction every time. Now they die by their own swords.

  • ”This is a type of perversion that cannot be tolerated by society.” Does society have the right to judge anybody’s perversion so long as participants are willing consensual adults?

  • Kiss Me Baby, but Skip the Pancakes.

  • It's a Black thang ... so why dont you act the part?

  • It PLEASES the Court. It does, it does.

  • Wax On, Freedom Off. Felonies for fools.

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