Making Pinatas Out Of Illegal Immigrants.

By Mark David Blum

Let’s be honest about a few things here. First of all, Republicans want to win elections. So too do Democrats. That is their business and raison d’etre. We expect them to be good at their jobs and to employ whatever lawful and acceptable practices such as they feel as are necessary for them to achive their desired goals. Any Republican or Democrat who tells you he or she is doing anything other than to advance the Party agenda or get re-elected is lying.

Second of all, there is no such thing as the crime of being “illegal immigrant”. That phrase is being thrown around today as though the title itself exposed the bearer to the Scarlet Letter of AIDS, Avian Flu, Ebola Virus, or a dirty bomb strapped to their back. As the Republicans once did to the word “Liberal”, they have now made the word “illegal immigrant” to appear to be a stain and a threat to our nation and future security.

For the record, an “illegal immigrant” is a misnomer. An immigrant is someone who migrates to a place to stay. One who migrates to the United States without going through the “system” but instead just walks across the border is here in violation of U.S. civil law. They are not criminals and have committed no offense greater than when you or I get a speeding ticket. Their mere presence alone constitutes no threat. We must not allow ourselves to be caught up again in the fear and hate mongering that goes along with a warming up Republican election machine.

Third, and while we are being honest here … let us be really honest and admit that there is no such thing as an “illegal immigration problem” in the United States. My memories may be fading in my old age, but I can still remember the world before 9/11 and how folks sneaking across the border into the U.S. were considered nothing more than a nuisance. Only in the post 9/11 world did the subject suddenly become a national emergency and crisis needing immediate attention. That went on for about a year and then the entire issue was dropped unless there was a slow Republican news cycle.

We have all learned how successfully the Republicans used the galvanizing power of the Gay Marriage issue to bring out voters in targeted swing states. By arranging Gay Marriage State Amendment issues or some abortion related issue to also be on the ballots, the Republicans were able to use this as a means to bring out the right wing conservative base. It worked wonders.

Now as we approach the midterm elections, Republicans have had a rude awakening. Nay, all of America has woken up to what the world and non neo-cons have long recognized: That the Presidency of George W. Bush is a colossal disaster and is getting worse.

We all know of Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment … Thou Shalt Not Speak Evil of a Fellow Republican. With the mid-term elections coming up and control over the House and Senate at risk and not wanting to have to speak evil about the President, Republicans are now whipping up a bonfire built of straw-men “illegal immigrants”. By pitching the White House as being soft and conciliatory, Republicans are using the Immigration issue to warm up the engines of fear, hatred and bigotry so as to use that heat to fuel their election victory. Through this very typical Rove-esque strategy, Americans appear to see dissent in the Republican Party, candidates can say “hey, we don’t blindly follow our party and president”, and the issue can used by candidates who need to separate themselves from the anger and frustration that Americans feel toward the White House right now.

We are now going to be led along by the nose through this discussion over what is basically an irrelevant topic. Immigration does not present a threat to our nation. In fact, shutting down our borders, “shooting to kill” attempts at illegal entry, and turning millions of otherwise peaceful human beings into felons is not the answer. It is a very expensive path that goes nowhere.

In our quest for honesty, let us be truthful about this so-called problem. Arguments about a drain on our taxes, medical resources, education, and public welfare systems are the constant banter from those with problems with immigrants.

Yet, it is “we” and our harshening policies that have created this strain. If people coming here could work, pay taxes, get a drivers license, and be in the mainstream, then we would not be experiencing the problems we do. Let them do it for a month or a year or 20 years or a lifetime and even return home if they so desire. But, rather than enabling people to be normal and function in society according to its norms, we drive these people underground. We force them to work for cash, to not pay taxes, to fake IDs, to live 30 people to an apartment, and to keep having anchor babies. How does the old saying go? “Prohibition Doesn’t Work”, it only creates an underground black market economy and infects overall society with worsening crime rates and rising social welfare costs.

As a Fourth Generation American, I have to swallow my bile when I hear people proclaiming “we do not have enough as it is and we cannot afford to let many more people in”. “Good old American jobs belong only to Americans.” If my grandparents had voted that way, how many of you would be reading this today from the comfort of your European home? Yes, streams of immigration do create stress on society but that has always been the case. It is from those stresses, however, that new markets are formed, new technologies developed, new economies are grown, and new paradigms arise. Staking out a position against immigration or of restricting immigration is contrary to this nation’s roots, its history, and its very essence.

I concur with the security argument. We do indeed have a right to know who and what is passing through our borders. But absent more, that should be the end of it. Visas and travel papers should be used solely for control and monitoring purposes. They should never rise to the level of crimes and restrictions. If Jose wants to come here from Paraguay and work for 5 years, and pay taxes, and even find a woman and have a child, and then go home, we should have no objection. We only need him in a system so we can know his whereabouts at census time or that another Jose came from Paraguay and so resources can be concentrated and their need anticipated.

If you read our Constitution, only once is the word “citizen” used and only in the one instance does it convey any special privilege. Pursuant to the 14th Amendment, ALL PERSONS BORN AND NATURALIZED are “citizens”. Only citizens have the right to vote. Citizenship conveys no other privilege. Consequently, while we Citizens vote and set policy, nowhere in the constitution does it say that only citizens are allowed to reside here. Non citizens can serve in the military and enjoy all the rights and privileges of every citizen.

So, what is the big deal about non citizens roaming freely amongst us? Or is it just the thought of Latin non citizens that makes folks’ skin crawl? Or perhaps it is the thought of poor non-English speaking babbling about. Or perhaps it is just that folks are tired of paying taxes and are searching for a scapegoat. I doubt the problem is with paying taxes. Rather, I believe the real issue is spending. We object to spending … and the only group of people we feel can safely target in today’s PC world are “illegal immigrants”. They are going to become America’s newest “niggers” or should I say “Irish need not apply”, or “No Catholics allowed”, or even “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”.

At first, I joked about the intent to build the wall or dig the trench along the Southern Border. It seemed to be a very good idea – not to protect us from Mexicans, but to protect Latin Americans from America. Latin culture is so sexy and sensual. It is passionate, expressive, and colorful. Here, as Michael Douglas once said in a movie, “Greed is Good”. It would seem that we need to protect Latin Americans from the dangers of being homogenized into an American culture based purely on greed and selfish pettiness.

Just yesterday I heard several right wing spit radio commentators barking loudly about the Los Angeles protests. Mostly, they all kept saying the same thing: That mass public protests are a South American tradition and very foreign to American politics. ‘Folks, we are witnessing what happens when ….’

As for me and the near future, I am going to ignore and hold in contempt any politician who tries to drive the upcoming election discussion toward the threat and danger of immigration and how it is a national emergency. With Iraq failing, the economy in tatters, the national debt spinning wildly out of control, and the Executive Branch’s willful violation of the law and usurpation of Congressional power, Republicans have some things for which they have to answer this upcoming November. Illegal immigration, however, is not one of them.