By Mark David Blum, Esq.

Few are the moments in life we near 50 types are given specific attention by those of the opposite sex. You remember; the grab in the elevator, the close brush by, the sensual smiles, all the moments you felt “sexy”.

Yesterday while slurping down a fruit bowl at a table, the following scenario unfolded: As I slurped at my fruit, this couple in line for the restaurant had been all over each other. They were kissing and touching and grabbing and having all the fun young couples do these days.

At a point, I finished and was leaving. Ahead of me were the love birds. Also walking around us was a tall big man of color. Suddenly, the Black dude is look

From what I gathered, the white man had grabbed a handful of Black man. Apparently, whiteboy assumed his girlfriend’s butt was being so lovingly touched. It wasn’t. Whitey had a handful of Black ass.

It took 2 seconds for it to hit me what had happened. I laughed so hard and from the gut, I thought I was going to die. Everybody was cracking up and the white boy’s face was 29 shades of red.

I still have a pain in my side from the gut busting laughter. Think about it and imagine how’d you would feel should you ever attempt so stupid.