By Mark David Blum, Esq.

I almost cried. Seriously; I almost burst out in tears. There at the New York State Fair was a pretty young thang of bout 17 or so who was physically blessed from head to toe.

To toe? How do I know? Other than me, this young lady was walking barefoot. That pisses me off. Walked barefoot at the Fair was my sole joy and the real sole of discussion. Because I don’t have pretty blonde hair and hard pointy nipples, I bet she and her feet get oodles more of attention than will I and my shirt.