Yessirree, it was just my luck
to come upon a fucking duck
no it wasnt rude nor did it cluck
it just humped its mate. fuck fuck fuck
i had come that day to try my luck
and ride around without my truck
on the bike canal, i myself did chuck
and five miles out, a fucking duck
there i was, alone and stuck
aching to strip and my clothes to chuck
and then the thought of the laws to buck
would drag my life down into the muck
but there on the path, my life did suck
as i came to a stop to watch the duck fuck
and fuck and fuck its mate it did fuck
it dint matter; as natural as Huck
just hump that duck and fuck fuck fuck
it dawned on me like a whack from a puck
or a whisper from a chattering woodchuck
that human beings have no such luck
we cannot just stop and strip and suck
we cannot just stop and fuck fuck fuck
and so goes my luck
as i though about that damn duck fuck
when i got back to my truck
after 20 miles of canal mud and muck
i prayed and hoped next time to buck
the prohibition against an outdoor fuck
and if perchance or if by luck
you come across a shark or duck
and see them gettin down to fuck
promise me you wont laugh or yuck.
