By Mark David Blum, Esq.

Once again, that blathering old blonde whose vagina has probably been empty since the Eisenhower Administration is using her sexuality to market obscene insulting sexually charged insults. She does this for one reason only: So old ugly rich white men will pay her money to make them horny and laugh. What better defines a skanky ho? It wasn’t enough for her to call John Edwards a ‘faggot’ or refer to the 9/11 widows as greedy bitches.

This time, Coulter crossed a line in the sand by referring to an autobiography written by United States Senator and Presidential Candidate Barack Obama as a “ dime store Mein Kampf ”. The Whore Du Lean Cuisine advised the Senator, “here's a little inside scoop about white people: We're not thinking about you. Especially WASPs. We think everybody is inferior, and we are perfectly charming about it.”

Face it folks, Ann Coulter is nothing but the skanky-ho-playboy-centerfold-Anna Nicole-wannabe for the far right closeted masturbators. She markets her looks and her mouth. Even Bill Maher was blown back into his corner. At her center, however, Ann Coulter is nothing but a vagina with long blonde hair who has found a market willing to listen to her aging flapping lips and the ugliness that spews forth therefrom.

I personally bear neither Ms. Coulter nor her vagina any malice. Though I would not want to dine with either or call them friends, that does not compel me to wish them evil. Like any of us, she is entitled to her opinions, she has a fundamental right to make a living, and so long as she doesn’t commit any more felonies, she should she able to show off her vagina to anybody who wants to see it.

It doesn’t take much to “get” Ann Coulter. Her game, like the rest of us, is to sell herself. She has found that marketing her vagina and spewing forth rotting outrage from her lips is something for which people are willing to pay. Obviously, she wants the fat ugly white guys who run and dominate the republican and theological party of god to be paying attention to her. All she has to do is thrust her vagina in their face and accuse liberals of being godless and the coins roll in. Ann needs to do little more than flash a camel toe at the same time she calls 9/11 widows ‘attention whores’ and she is loved. Calling John Edwards a “faggot” was just one more way for Coulter to waggle her vagina and stuff her bank account with cash.

From my perspective, Ann Coulter and her vagina should just dry up and go away. If the last national election proved anything, it is that we are tired of the blood and tired of the stench and tired and getting fucked over by Theocrats and Republicans. Americans have concluded that Coulter and her vagina are no longer relevant or interesting and it is time for them to go the way of all old ugly worn out vaginas.

It is also time to put to rest that other N word that so permeates modern day language. As a People, we are all mostly in agreement to end the use of the word “Nigger” given its highly inflammatory and offensive nature. Though “Niggah” has replaced “Nigger” in the vernacular of the street, it still is the same word and has the same meaning.

But I do not rise now in opposition to the word “Nigger”. Instead, the time has come to stop throwing around that other “N” word – “Nazi”. Nowadays everybody from both parties and their respective spit radio pundits refer to their opponents as “Nazis”. George Bush and his Administration are called Nazis. Sean Hannity proclaimed that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid will go down in history as the modern day Neville Chamberlin. Even Lou Dobbs likened me to a Nazi because I do not agree with his position on human migration in North America.

Americans are not Nazis. In fact, with the exception of a few hard core right wing Christians running under the label of Neo Nazis; the Nazi party and its ideology were wiped out back in the late 40’s. Leaders of the Nazi party were killed, imprisoned, or suicided. No one escaped; not even Eichman.

The bottom line is that Nazis do not exist in any recognizable form. Even more importantly is that Nazis did not hold the patent on tyranny or fascism. For thousands of years before and for decades since, Fascism and Tyranny have manifested in many places and under many names. Stalin and Mao used Communism as their political tool to enforce tyranny. The Janjaweed in Africa use no political ideology, just lust for power as a means to apply tyranny and abuse to the People. Christian and Islamic fundamentalists use their Holy Books as the source and justification for their cruelty.

It is not the fact that they were “Nazis” that made the 3rd Reich so dangerous or offensive. That was just the name of their political party. It was the leadership and their insane ideas about control, power, and riches that drove their policies. Nothing about National Socialism made that theory offensive; only those who interpreted and applied it.

The same holds true in the modern era. You do not have to be a Nazi to steal from your People, go around the world starting wars, killing and imprisoning millions on obnoxious and irrational laws, building camps for torture, creating a National Secret Police and spying on the populace, destroying a Nation and its’ military and political standing in the world, and operating on the principle of a single Imperial Leader who is veto-proof and unstoppable in his military forays. Nope, there is no reason to sling the word “Nazi” around when referring to such people. In the modern era, the word “Republican” fits the same mold.

While the Nazis are dead, people who lust for power, control, and stealing the riches of a nation’s treasury are found everywhere. They can hide under any political cover and will tell you exactly what you want to hear to advance their agenda.

That is what the issue is all about. There is no Hitler to appease. Osama Bin Ladin is not the Fuehrer. Yet, there is no peace in our time nor is there peace with honor. Our nation is led by persons who are not the best person for the job, but because they told the electorate everything and anything necessary to get elected. Opponents were demonized. Democrats were portrayed as hapless sheep with angry wolves at the door. One party is always calling the other weak, soft on defense, and ignorant to the supposed real threat out there. The Republicans solution is more war, more invasions of our privacy and rights, and more depletion of our military and treasury.

There is a tale of Oscar Wilde was visiting a friend in Portugal and while there, went out one evening to a party. Upon his return, he was asked who was there. Wilde said there were communists and socialists and capitalists and libertarians and the right and the left. Folks from all over the political spectrum were present. When asked if any fascists were there, Wilde is purported as saying, “My dear friend, they were all Fascists.”

Just like that skanky meaningless whore Ann Coulter.